If my OCs experinced U.S. A weather

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*January: port huron Michigan*

Ocs except Alaska, Siberia and Greenland cuz they're already used to the cold: *standing close together*

Honduras: w-warm my boss said, "oh you'll be fine, Honduras"

Iran: i. Hate. The. Weather

America: yo dudettes you're all here so, like the usa so far

Singapore: *looks over* besides i'm wearing a fruking short skirt, light coat, lost my gloves, no hat, no winter shoes i'm totally great! *sarcasm*

America: how about we boycott winter at my place :D

Slovenia: piggyback ride now

America: why?

Slovenia: bend the f*ck down right now!

America: no cuz, you'll have to deal all 7 weeks of the weather so, sorry but look isnt snow nice

Sardinia: *swearing in italian*

America: XD bwahahaha

Iran: WHAT THE F*CK AMERD*CK HOW IS THIS F*CKING FUNNY DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF!?!

U.S.A police: mrs. please calm down you're disturbing the peace

Iran: SO F*CKING WHAT?! I'M OUT HERE FREEZING MY A$$ OFF WHILE YOU STAND THERE WARM AND F*CKING TOAST YOU SHRIMP D*CKED USA F*CKHEAD! LOOK I'M FROM THE MIDDLE F*CKING EAST I DONT DO WINTER! HOW ABOUT YOU GO SUCK YOUR GAY BOYFRIENDS D*CK!?*shoves police officer* GO ON FIND THAT-

Police Officer: *straddles Iran's nack and handcuffs her*

America: um...ah... F*ckin' crap

Everyone else: *speeches at Iran's "beautiful" outburst*

Slovakia: *trying to get the office to release Iran*

America: *tells the officer that he's a country* yeah so shes *holding piggyback style with her arms around his neck and starts walking away*

Ocs except Iran cuz america is giving her a piggyback ride: *follow America*

Iran: why aren't you removing these dang handcuffs?! *starts whining and complaining about have uncomfortable and weird it feels legs wrapped around America waist{doesn't want to fall and wearing skinny jeans} how hard it is to clutch america's shoulders seeing hand cuffs are still on and ends up falling asleep like that*

Singapore: *jumps on Honduras's back* i want a piggyback ride too we'll be warm :D

Slovakia: Slovene my back now! We'll be warmer cuz, science proves it

Hetalia Announcer: after that they all got to America's house piggyback style{America had iran, Honduras had Singapore, Slovakia had Slovenia} cuz, its a warmer way to get around in freezing temps like this~

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