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America: Alaska could yo-

Canada: Alaska?

Alaska: yes Canada

Canada: *kneels down in front of Alaska* I don't know if you love me enough but, I'll give it a shot

Alaska: I've always loved you Canada

Canada: will you m-marry me? *hands Alaska a box with a diamond wedding ring*

America: (say no Alaska your smart)

Alaska: *tears of joy* of course Canada yes thousand times yes :D *takes ring and puts it on ring finger* it's so captivating

Canada: *carries Alaska way Princess style* I knew you'd like it

Alaska: am forever yours *rest head on Canada's chest*

Maryland: GO CANADA!

America: *kicking holes in the wall* THAT CANADIAN SHIT STAIN STILL WHATS RIGHTFULLY MINE

Barbados+France: we call wedding deco

America: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Russia+Siberia+Mongolia+China: we call food

Poland: like I totally call clothes and junk

Germany: marrying Italy next

Italy: ve~ your dick is rock hard dear *puts hands down Germany's pants* that better?

Germany: ja

Florida: NO MINE *hisses and hugs Italy*

Germany: I'll marry Prussia then

Prussia: *picks up Hungary princess style* sorry am taken

Hungary: *kisses Prussia*

Germany: Singapore?

Japan: *holding Singapore princess style*

Singapore: *holding katana at Germany* never in a million years would I date a German *kisses Japan*

Germany: forever a scone ;-;

Ciela: you'll find someone *pats Germany on the back* someday

~dream ends~

America: *wakes up* HOW COULD YOU CANADA?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Alaska: *kicks down America's door* SHUT THE FVCK *goes back in Canada's room*

America: I saw her panties hehe

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