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America: England?

England yes?

America: can you sniff a burger?

England: I think?

America: *runs and buys burgers*

England: Canada?

Canada: what did you do?

England: nevermind

America: *comes back high as a kite*

France: *epic stripping* FREEEEEEEEEEEE

America: *starts doing a strip tease on table top* EVERYBODY WANTS ME CUZ I'M THE HERO!!!!!!!!

France: =w= *jumps on table doing strip tease*

Ireland+Scotland: *wtf* *in a bush watching*

Japan+Hungary: *snapping pics*

Greenland:...

Slovakia: Hungary jou vish Prussia vould do zhat?

Hungary: SHADDUP

Prussia: everyone vhat's to explore ze awesome 5meter of me

Male!Alabama+Romano: *covering Honduras's eyes*

Sardinia: that's not-a normal

Russia: e.e this is retarded

Siberia: um... Do we let this continue?

America: *somehow has a pole* *stripper dancing* WOOHOO I'M GOING TO BANG A FRENCHMAN TONIGHT BROHAS *strip dances harder*

Switzerland: *sighs*

France: *keeps going* YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO FILL MY CUP

Honduras: what's going on?!

Table: *snaps in half*

America: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS COMING AND OZING *huffs more burgers*

France: *lands doing the splits* MY EIFFEL TOWER!!!!!! IT HARDS SO BAD MORE THEN ENGLAND'S COOK BEING SHOVED IN MY THROAT

Malaysia: that's what you get!

Singapore: this is a turn of events

America: *lands with pole in between legs* WHY ME WHY WHY MY CHICK MAGNET

Austria: *enters* oops this must be vhere porn is created *leaves*

Malaysia: it's no-.... He's gone

America: *completely naked*

Germany: put some god damn pants on

Italy: *gets nude* FREEDOM TO THE PASTA KING!! *running around*

Hetalia announcer voice: this is why America shouldn't have crack

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