America: England?
England yes?
America: can you sniff a burger?
England: I think?
America: *runs and buys burgers*
England: Canada?
Canada: what did you do?
England: nevermind
America: *comes back high as a kite*
France: *epic stripping* FREEEEEEEEEEEE
America: *starts doing a strip tease on table top* EVERYBODY WANTS ME CUZ I'M THE HERO!!!!!!!!
France: =w= *jumps on table doing strip tease*
Ireland+Scotland: *wtf* *in a bush watching*
Japan+Hungary: *snapping pics*
Greenland:...
Slovakia: Hungary jou vish Prussia vould do zhat?
Hungary: SHADDUP
Prussia: everyone vhat's to explore ze awesome 5meter of me
Male!Alabama+Romano: *covering Honduras's eyes*
Sardinia: that's not-a normal
Russia: e.e this is retarded
Siberia: um... Do we let this continue?
America: *somehow has a pole* *stripper dancing* WOOHOO I'M GOING TO BANG A FRENCHMAN TONIGHT BROHAS *strip dances harder*
Switzerland: *sighs*
France: *keeps going* YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO FILL MY CUP
Honduras: what's going on?!
Table: *snaps in half*
America: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS COMING AND OZING *huffs more burgers*
France: *lands doing the splits* MY EIFFEL TOWER!!!!!! IT HARDS SO BAD MORE THEN ENGLAND'S COOK BEING SHOVED IN MY THROAT
Malaysia: that's what you get!
Singapore: this is a turn of events
America: *lands with pole in between legs* WHY ME WHY WHY MY CHICK MAGNET
Austria: *enters* oops this must be vhere porn is created *leaves*
Malaysia: it's no-.... He's gone
America: *completely naked*
Germany: put some god damn pants on
Italy: *gets nude* FREEDOM TO THE PASTA KING!! *running around*
Hetalia announcer voice: this is why America shouldn't have crack
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Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
