Siberian Horror

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England: ok were all going to bond and Georgia your included

Honduras: movie night! *jumping with joy* *in pjs* *takes both of Georgia's hands* can you please stay Georgie? *puppy dog face*

Georgia: I guess if Honduras is excited I'll do it

France: what are the movies

Romano: horror idiota

America: *takes out all horror movies* take your pick dudes

Sweden: don't care

Honduras: the conjuring? *reads back of cover*

Portugal: sis what you got there? *takes Movie from Honduras* this one this one called it!

Philippines: sounds boring soooo *puts in her horror movie instead*

America: dudette where's the hero he should be doing more

Philippines: like what?

America: knock the enemies a$$ out

Canada: not everything can be dealt with brut force

Prussia: zhere dealt vith zhe pover of my awesomeness

Hungary: jou need to shut up and vatch zhe moive

China: Aru don't forget mine it's about chinese Zombie's

Malaysia: haha wow just just wow haha

Indonesia: your horror lame as hell!

Finland: my horror is about a recovered santa who runs around with other naked Santa'd with their junk hanging out

Everyone else expect Siberia: o-o

England: my horror

America: dude the hero died that's messed up

Russia: don't forget mine *slides his in*

America: *trembling alittle*

Siberia: Georgie your trembling, da?

Georgia: n-no why y-you say that commie? *clings to Honduras*

Honduras: *clings to Georgia*

Sardinia: *clinging to Switzerland* I-a hate horror-a!

Siberia: *pulls put movie called HellBlood* mine turn, da :D

*HellBlood is a very graphic bloody movie lots of jump scare death torture entrails stabbing guns, exploding people, grouse death and nothing censored*

~3 Hours Later~

Everyone else expect Siberia: *trembling and hiding behind couch*

Germany: NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN

Prussia+Hungary: vhat in ze hell!!!!!!!!!!! *hear a pen drop* AARGH

Russia: S-Siberia when d-did you make t-this?

China: AIYH RUSSIA WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER ARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Japan: *rocking in a corner, sucking his thumb* it's onry a movie it's onry a movie it's onry a movie

France:.... *speechless*

Honduras *has each arm over Georgia and Romano's neck* *shaking badly*

England: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?!?!?!?!?

America: no more no more *Hugging England*

Portugal+Philippines: *hiding behind Russia*

Germany+Sweden: *having a mental break down*

Finland: *kicking a screaming at every little sound*

Siberia: *prefect unfazed* was the movie to your like? ^_^

America: n-no more movies for you Siberian commie bastard

Siberia: it's only a movie

America: ONLY A MOVIE ONLY A MOIVE LOOK AT EVERYONE THEY'RE MENTALLY SCARD CUZ OF YOU, LOOK AT GERMANY AND SWEDEN THEY'RE LIKE

Siberia: *shrugs* I see nothing wrong *has a innocent smile kinda like Russia does*

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