The nomadics

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Norway: Denmark?

Denmark: ya

Norway: is this safe?

Denmark: totally

Norway: you're in a box

Denmark: so?

Norway: you're about to be going down 10 flights of stairs might I add

Denmark: it'll be fine~

Norway: how so?

Denmark: cuz b*tch i'm fabulous

Iceland: you'll end up getting brain damage

Norway: not like he had a brain in the first place

Denmark: *sitting in box in front of 10 flits of stairs* I too have a brain

Norway: of course you do *sarcasm*

Iceland: just get out of the box

Denmark: no

Norway: fine

Denmark: push me

Norway: ok

Denmark: DO IT!!!!!

Norway: *closes box* I'M DOING IT!!!!

Iceland: *pushes Denmark down the stairs* DONT DIE!!!!!!

Greenland: YOU'RE A FATASS THE BOX IS GOING TO BREAK BEFORE YOU EVEN GET DOWN THE STAIRS

Denmark: *box rips* SHIT FVCK *tumbles down the stairs, nearly knocking down the Finland* NORWAY JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE!!!! *slams head first into the wall*

Finland: *jumps* holy!

Sweden: wife!?

Greenland: hahahahahaha 😂 *stops recording with camera* best youtube ever

Sweden: you're stupid

Denmark: *dazedly climbs up the stairs* is it beer time yet

Norway: *pushes Denmark down the stairs again*

Denmark: *falls down the stairs* SHITTTTTTTTTTT!

Admin: HOW IN THE FVCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!?!?

Iceland: doesn't matter does it

Admin: I guess not- *sees giant Denmark sized hole in the wall* DENMARK YOU'RE PICKING IT UP!!!!!!!!!

Greenland: I ain't picking that up *walks away with Iceland*

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