America: Alaska England get in here!!!
Alaska: what? *eating snowcone*
England: what now?
America: look my burger, my cheeseburger amazing
Alaska: 0_= not really
America: give it a bite *holds burger in Alaska's face*
England: I prefer tea
Alaska: *takes bite* it's not bad, unlike England's cooking which clearly is shit stuffed into a hockey puck or scone thingy
England: Your cooking is shitty too so shut your pie hole
Alaska: I can cooking.. Like when I cooked for the world conference meeting the other day so ha
America: *strokes burger* marry the burger with a little milkshake (p.s thanks grace for this lyric)
England: your retarded
Alaska: =_= total dumbass
America: it turns to a double pounder, then to a quarter pounder
Alaska:.... *smacks America* you'll never be a singer, never in a million years
England: how did someone this retarded win independent?
America: ;/\; but
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This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps