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Hetalia Announcer voice: Well now onto Greenland's back story... When found by Denmark, Norway. Umm wouldn't Iceland be with Denmark seeing Norway gave him to Denmark?. Plus Greenland is the same age as Greenland

Denmark: I'm her big bro Denmark

Greenland: TT/\TT stupid DNA test

Hetalia Announcer voice: HOW DO YOU GUYS GET IN HERE I'M SERIOUS

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~found by Norway~

Fairies+Unicorns(babies): *see someone, hide behind Greenland* someone's watching us

Greenland: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THESE CREATURES I'M A NATION YOU KNOW SO I CANT DIE EASILY AS YOU THINK!!!! *arms are spread out and standing in front of mythical creatures*

Norway: what are you doing out here alone?

Greenland: what's wrong with your eyes?

Norway: nothing

Greenland: doesn't look like it?

Norway: *gets closer* are those fairies?

Fairy: your eyes are weird

Norway: e.e

Greenland: they look find *pokes cheek*

Norway: come with me

Greenland: why

Norway: *tells some scary story about Denmark the monster* that's why

Greenland: *runs away scared shitless* I DONY WANNA DIE

Norway: men go find her I'll go this way

~Found by Denmark~

Greenland: I'm free

Denmark: *hovering over the Greenlandic child* hello there

Greenland: EKK WHO ARE YOU!!!! *hides behind tree*

Denmark: I'M THE KING OF SCANDINAVIA!!!!

Greenland: AWWWWWWWAHAHA ITS THE DENMARK PEDO *hides behind a tree* PLEASE DONT EAT ME I'MM SORRY

Denmark: are you alright?

Greenland: YOUR GOING TO EAT ME SO NO I'M NOT RRUKING OK

Denmark: I'm no cannibal

Norway: Denmark your scaring her she's mine

Denmark: hell no

Norway: *pulls Denmark's cape* idiot

Greenland: *has a Danish axe* BIG BROTHER NORWAY *throws axe at Denmark* I'LL SAVE YOU *runs in front of Norway*

Norway: o-o

Denmark: *dodges only by a whim* WHAT THE HELL

Norway: *picks up Greenland* *walks away*

Fairy: * runs into Norway

Norway: *drops Greenland*

Greenland: owww what the fudge nut!?!

Norway: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?

fairy: THE FUCKING FAIRY BIOTH

Denmark: you be trippen'

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