Ancient times

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{Iran}Persia+Rome: *having a fierce and bloody sword battle*

Mesopotamia: *just about to charge at Rome from behind*

Germania: *stops Meso*

{Iraq}Mesopotamia: w-what are you doing Germania i gotta save little Sis! Rome going to murder her like he did Mommy

Germania:.....

Mesopotamia: but, Aunt Sassanid just look at Persia she has gotten stabbed twice already, bloody nuckles, coughing up blood, bloody hair! Aunt Sassanid little sister PERSIQ LOOKS LIKE TOTAL SH*T

Sassanid: well look at Rome he has a broken arm, bleeding thigh, stabbed through the stomach, possibly a bit mark on his arm and rib cage because it's Persia we're talking about here... Persia just kicked Rome in the balls

Germania: seriously did Persia.... SOMEONE TAKE THE SWORD AWAY FROM HER SHE'S AIMING FOR THE BALLS I REPEAT SHE'S GOING FOR THE ROMAN BALLS

Mesopotamia+Sassanid: *tackle Persia from behind* DONT YOU DARE HOW THE HECK DO YOU LIKE HE CAN EXPLAIN THAT TO ITALIA

Germania: *helps Rome to his Feet*

Sassanid: *picks up Persia bridal style* you're such a hand full you jacka$$

Mesopotamia: *picks up Persia's sword* Rome one more thing *swings sword at Rome's back thus, leaving a huge scar* NEVER TOUCH MY KIN AGAIN!!

Germania:...

Rome: *groans in pain* r-rematch tomorrow

Persia: *says half dead like* y-yeah *groans and moans in Pain*

Mesopotamia: *laugher of triumph* Take that biothes! *takes Persia from Sassanid and begins carrying her bridal style towards home* don't worry little sister i'll take care of you like before!

Sassanid: i'll bring medics next time

Germania: Rome pasted out

Sassanid: Persia too

*time skip*

Rome: and that is how i almost lost my balls

Romano+Italy: but you-a still want to bang her

Rome: hey harder to get better to bang is what i always say :D

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