Prussia being Prussia

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Prussia: *kicks in Ireland's dorm door*

Ireland+Spain: eeeekkkkk *clings to Portugal*

Prussia: kesesese~ it's me zhe avesome Prussia

Ireland: i can see that

Spain: hola, Prussia

Portugal: oh, need help with homework i'm guessing

Prussia: bwahahaha jou're working on homework hahaha zhat's l-..

Ireland: you hurting her! Meh leprechaun leader no!

Prussia: bwahahaha xD jou're just as insane as jour brothers

Ireland: you're going to pay dearly for that lad! leprechaun army go!

*Army of 24 inches (610 mm) tall Leprechaun's appear out of nowhere{if they want others to see them they can use magic so Prussia can see them}*

Prussia: xD jou're going to atrack me vith... Children?

St. Patrick: SILENCE *leads the Leprechauns to attack Prussia

Prussia: go home let zhe adults handl-. OWWW HE BITE ME.. AKKK NOT ZHE FACE! MY BALLS AWWWWWWWWWWW VESTT HELP ME! NIEN MY FACE STOP IT! AHHHHHHH

Ireland: *triumphant laugher*

Spain: o.o

Portugal: he totally deserved that

Spain: *horrified look* m-my amigo 😧
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Prussia: *knocks on Belgium's Dorm* hallo it's me zhe avesome Prussia is, Hungary and Serbia here by chance?

Belgium: oh, sorry you just missed them something about... Yaoi senses tingling

Prussia: i knew zhat *leaves*

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Prussia: hallo?

Norway: go away

Slovenia: sorry later

Norway: *hits Slove with horse hair bow* partice

Prussia: ok i'll leave jou to jour kinky fetish zhing

Slovenia+Norway: °-°

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Prussia: Fra-...

England: >\\\\< g-get off you bloody frog!

Frnace: um... Bonjor, Prussia?

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