A/N: I just watched American Pick Up Lines-Failure by TheUnknownRustyHeart.
America: hey babe~
Russia: don't call me that e.e
America: how would you like to help me stimulate *sparkles*
Russia: you're a ass
America: my economy?
Russia: I'm I suppose to be impressed?
America: Ring ring! Geography called still wondering why you're not on top me yet~
Russia: *sighs* just an ass
America: maybe you'd like to come see my Florida for the night *quoting*
America: Ivan... Just give me a blow job *facepalms*
Russia: ok close your eyes
America: *covers eyes*
Russsia: *leaves* sry RoCho
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Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps