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A/N: I just watched American Pick Up Lines-Failure by TheUnknownRustyHeart.


America: hey babe~

Russia: don't call me that e.e

America: how would you like to help me stimulate *sparkles*

Russia: you're a ass

America: my economy?

Russia: I'm I suppose to be impressed?

America: Ring ring! Geography called still wondering why you're not on top me yet~

Russia: *sighs* just an ass

America: maybe you'd like to come see my Florida for the night *quoting*


America: Ivan... Just give me a blow job *facepalms*

Russia: ok close your eyes

America: *covers eyes*

Russsia: *leaves* sry RoCho

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