Pearls of wisdom

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Ireland: BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!

England: what? Little sister?

Ireland: Scotland taught me somethings

England: ok

Ireland: 1. Money can't buy you happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a car than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name!
3. Help a man in need of it, but he will ask again for it
4. Any people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them
5. Alcohol doesn't solve problems but neither does milk

England: I like rule 4.

Ireland: I'm going to tell N. Ireland and Wales~ *runs off*

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