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Pirate!England: i'm CAPTAIN BLOODY KIRKLAND

Jack Sparrow: i'm captain jack sparrow the sexy pirate ever

PirateEngland: i have a army of my people

Jack Sparrow: i have a jar of dirt

Pirate!England: dirt?

Jack Sparrow: *holds jar of dirt up*

Pirate!England: i'm a continent how do you like, that people live on me

Jack Sparrow: that makes you a door matt cuz you're always getting stepped on by people better yet, millions of people

Pirate!England: i hate you so much

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