Funny Stories

Kim Taehyung, the most feared mafia boss, has never made a mistake in his life-until now. His men were supposed to kidnap the Prime Minister's son... Instead, they kidnapped Jeon Jungkook. A menace. A walking disaster. A problem with legs. Now, Taehyung isn't just dealing with a hostage-he's dealing with a human hurricane who: ✔ Steals his gun to open snack packets. ✔ Becomes besties with his deadliest assassins. ✔ Escapes... only to come back because he "forgot his charger." Returning Jungkook should be easy. So why does Taehyung suddenly not want to let him go?

ප්‍රේමය සහ වෛරය අතර පරතරය සොයන්නට වෙහෙසෙන මo මුලාවූවන්ට...... දැවෙන රෝසමලකගේ හා ගිනිසිලුවකගේ වෛරයේ ප්‍රේමය.....

A sunshine girl. A serious man. Multiple chanced meetings that changed everything. Aurora Blaire wasn't looking for anything serious-especially not while on a girls' holiday. But fate had other plans, for both her and Lucian Thorne: a brutally composed CEO who didn't do random, had never been in a relationship, and was too focused on his businesses to find love. What started as chance run-ins turned into something they couldn't ignore. But how does a man built on control survive the kind of girl who blooms in chaos? ------------------------------------------------------------------ ""Her tipsy boldness kicked in hard, and walked for the armrest near him-planning to sit there casually. But the world tilted, and instead of gracefully settling next to him, she ended up tumbling right onto his lap. His hand shot to her waist, steadying her with surprising gentleness. "Careful, princess." he said, his voice low and smooth, just enough to make her blush harder. "Oops," she giggled, cheeks flaming. "I cant believe it's you Mr. Serious." "Still drunk, I see." And with that, Aurora's mind took off in full chatter mode."" ------------------------------------------------------------------ #1 SWEET #1 GRUMPY #1 CUTE #1 FUNNY #1 GRUMPYXSUNSHINE #1 RICHGUY #5 CEO

NOT EDITED AND NEEDS IT HEAVILY Anneliese is a sweet, kind, empathetic, and outgoing young woman who has struggled finding a place to be herself. Often looking for new ways to meet friends, she wouldn't pass the opportunity to chat someone up. Even a stranger at the diner she works at to pass time. Xavier, a dedicated man takes to the nativity of Anneliese. He's direct, but prefers to keep to himself. Even an isolated man by choice can't withstand Anneliese's pull. Gravitating towards her, he manages to bring her a sense of comfort in her new life. ~ ❀ ~ I can't help but stare at her. Her face, lips, and smile, and her nose. Even her long, curled lashes. "Let's do a butterfly kiss!" She exclaims, pulling my face close suddenly. Kiss? My heart hammers in my chest, my breath hitching. Her small hands hold my face close to hers. It's not very forceful, I could pull away if I wanted to, but I let her have control. Her hands are warm and soft against my jaw. Getting closer, her eyes lashes flutter and I find myself holding my breath. She brushes her lashes to mine, her breath fanning against my lips. Subconsciously, I lean forward, wanting my lips to be on hers. June flutter her lashes, grazing her lashes to mine. Out of nowhere she bursts out in a fit of laughter. I flinch back. Butterfly kiss. That was not a fucking kiss. ~ ❀ ~ *Warning* Mature themes will be covered (language, actions, etc).

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

Shedule: Thursday and Sunday #1 of deal series ADITYA THAKUR She was just a puppet of my father. He wanted me to marry because I was turning into 30. I loved my father. But this time he made a mistake. He proposed a deal. Marry her and become CEO of Thakur company once you turned 30. There was only 15 days left for my 30th birthday. And I have to make a decision. ANKITA GUPTA I was a loving and single child of my parents. They died and in that accident I lost my everything. I lost my parents. My memories. I have problem in my brain. I am turned as inocent as child. I have almost lost all of my memories. I don't know how to do anything except cooking. I was living in hell and always pray to matarani. until that cutie uncle came. He came but he married me to a uncle. I was 18 and he was of 30. Now I have to live with him. In another hell. "Ae ji suniye" "Hanji sunaiye" "Mr pati ji , idhar aana jara" "Aaya sunshine" What will happen if innocent angel will meet the Satan itself. cold X childish Grumpy X sunshine slow burn careless X protective clumsy X mr perfect welcome to my world kitties 🦋🦋 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you for these rankings kitties...❤️💋 #2 in Deal - 14/10/2025 #2 in indianmarriage - 8/11/2025 #2 in grumpy - 11/11/2025 #2 in sunshine - 13/11/2025 #7 in comedy-romance - 25/11/25 #3 in comedy-romance -26/11/25

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

They say that you should be careful about what you wish for. What happens when the jaisingh brothers do get a chance to relive the past as they have wished many times.

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

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"Can you PLEASE marry my brother so we can become sister in laws?" When Yena's best friend jokes she should marry her brother so they can be sisters, it sounds ridiculous-until Yena starts falling for him. Jisung is charming, kind, and suddenly very distracting. As harmless teasing turns into real feelings, Yena wonders... maybe becoming sisters wasn't such a bad idea after all...

Life never gave her anything, except hunger, exhaustion, and a strength too much for her. At fifteen, Y/N has already worked dead-end jobs, endured insults, and fought just to survive another day. She's tired. When U.A. announces its entrance exams, most kids dream of fame, glory, and proving themselves as heroes. Y/N? She just wants a way out. Out of poverty, out of the constant struggle, out of being treated like nothing- a slave. If that means stepping into the spotlight and shaking the very foundations of hero society, then so be it. (Desc is not the best but pinkie promise the plot is good, I'm planning on changing the desc soon)

When a wrong contact is added to a groupchat.

*I'm going to ask you nicely.. file the divorce* *And I'm nicely going to tear them apart* But there was one thing which was undeniable Felix was busy hiding how much he was falling in love with hyunjin while hyunjin was busy hiding how much he noticed WARNINGS 1) SA. 2) explicit content. 3) Gore. 4) mention of abuse. 5) attempted r*pe. 6) Strong angst. 7) Betrayal. 8) Snakes. 9) Psychopath. 10) Mentally unstable characters. Remember YOU are reading this on your OWN risk.. Thankyou Very much enjoy

This is the rewrite of "I was reincarnated into PJO"

A student. A CEO. Both forced into a date by their meddling best friends. Shinobu Kocho, sharp-tongued med student with no time for nonsense, agrees to one blind date just to get her best friend off her back. Giyu Tomioka, stoic CEO of a rising tech company, does the same-reluctantly. Neither expects anything beyond awkward small talk and a quick escape. But when silence feels oddly comfortable and sarcasm meets deadpan in perfect rhythm, they find something rare: each other... tolerable. Sometimes, that's exactly how something unexpected begins. GIYUSHINO~ MODERN! None of the characters belong to me~

Jeon Jungkook, a strict, stern and scary Math professor. He expects discipline and better scores. Gives the most toughest papers. At home--he teases his sister and spoils her much--but when it comes to studies and manner--he's strict and stern even at home too. Only his sister gets to see the soft and teasing side of him. Y/N, sister of the university's scariest and and stricter professor--Jeon Jungkook, always loves to get under her brother's skin. She also have a squad (Blackpink) who always her partner in crime. She only get to tease her brother at home--not at university, because she knew it would be worst for her. TXT, a perfect boy squad--who shines in studies. Always find any way to complain Blackpink and Y/N to Jungkook. Which directly lead Y/N and Blackpink face Professor Jeon. And Y/N gets to see the worst. Dive into this ff--where fun, chaos and strict professor brother blends. ⚠️NOTE: THIS IS ONLY A FF. IT'S NOT RELATED TO ANY IDOL'S PRIVATE LIFE. DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. IN REAL, I RESPECT THEM AS IDOLS AND LOVE THEM. DON'T COPY MY WORK. NO HATE TO ANY IDOLS.⚠️ Have fun reading.🥳 Also support me through comments and votes. TXT BLACKPINK

What happens when a 19-year-old bubbly law student and a 23-year-old fierce cricketer are thrown into a wedding that isn't even theirs? Chaos, laughter, unexpected twists... and a whole lot of "what will happen next?" moments! Step inside, and let the story unfold-because this ride is just beginning. Read, WHEN FATE PLAYS ~ By Vinusha

He hates hugs. She gives the best ones. He avoids touch. She finds comfort in it. --|| When their worlds collide, one thing's clear- sometimes the heart craves exactly what it fears. And maybe, just maybe... love is worth reaching for.