Barbie Girl

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*loud knock on door*
Denmark: *opens door* hey Greenie

Greenland: *holding Radio over shoulder* hey big brother

Denmark: what did you call me?

Greenland: *turns on radio*
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Come on Barbie let's go party

Denmark: *slam door shut* F*CK YOU AND YOUR SH*T! YOU'RE A LITTLE CUNTNUGGET!!! NOT MY FAULT SOME GAY CRACKER ASS HOE MADE THAT SH*TTY SONG

Greenland: *standing outside Denmark's door* he freaked Iceland you owe me 50$ now

Iceland: *hands $50 to Greenland* did you get it on camera

Greenland: *knocks on Denmark's door*

Denmark: *throws door open* WHAT IN THE HECK DO YOU WANT I'M CREATING DENNOR FOR GODSAKE?!

Greenland: *throws condom at Denmark* BE SAFE WHO KNOWS HOW FAR NOR'S CAPITAL IS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shuts Denmark's door* oh science how I love you~ let's go Icy

Iceland: *puts epic shades on* fudge yeah

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