Admin: hi Italy
Italy: *drops knife*
Admin: what do you have there
Italy: oh this it's a knife that goes 7feet straight up your ass if you don't leave me the fuck alone :)
Admin: *runs crying to Germany*
Germany: what is it?
Admin: it's Italy he's he's... Just look yourself
Germany: *walks over to Italy* hello
Italy: hello Germany *stops throwing knifes at the wall*
Italy: :) so what is it you needed
Admin: 0_o umm... Are you on crack?
Italy: nooo *sniffles some more crack*
Germany: *goes and calls Romano*
Romano: *picks up phone* what the hell do you want bastardo?
Germany: Italy got high as a kit
Italy: *starts rapping the couch*
Admin: ITALY STOP IT
Italy: fuck you bitch I'll hump it if I want to ):(
Germany: Romano Italy's humping the couch
Romano: *hangs up phone*
5 seconds later
Italy got naked and started running around the house while Germany and admin hid in the corner.
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This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps