Hedervary's drunk

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Hungary: hm?

Slovakia: Hungary *hic* did jou know jou could *hic* hi

Hungary: are jou drunk

Slovakia: *forces beer down Hungary's throat* it's like jou said *hic* jou like fun~

Hungary: *very tipsy* PIE *hic* ALIEN ZE *hic* GILBIRD~

Slovakia: I can do ze cart *hic* wheels of ze Awesome Vagina XD

Hungary: ok *hic* I wanna to do it *does a cartwheel into a wall*

Slovakia: *does a backflip! bangs head on table top* ZE FRUKING TABLE GET HERE!!?!

~Le time skip~

Prussia: kesesesese~ HUNGARY I'M HERE TO INVADE JOUR VITAL REGIONS-

Hungary+Slovakia: *in sexy bunny costume*

Prussia: 0/////0 H-Hungary vhat in ze-

Hungary: *wraps arms around Prussia's neck* vell *hic* gutentag

Slovakia: *has Prussia's arm in between boobs* ja Pru *hic* ssia jou resemble Vladimir(Romania)

Hungary: *pulls Prussia's head down into chest* jour so cute vhen jour *hic* beat red

Prussia: *nosebleed*

~wild Austria appeared~

Austria: *twerking hardcore cuz he can*

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