Video: I was only nine years old at the time. I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise.
{A/N: these three lovely countries here never seen this before}
Prussia: e.e vhat soooo vrong vith zhis
Germnay:.... *slincet
Slovakia: *hugging on to Romania's arm*
Romania: *puzzled* um whats wrong with this kid?
Video: I prayed to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
Honduras: please don't tell me this is hentai
Singapore+Korea: defiantly made in Korea
Sweden: *cuddling Finland*
Switzerland: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!
Russia: funny toys he has
*skipped this part of video cuz wasn't really intersting*
Germnay: dat fucka?
Liechtenstein: Austria whats going on
Indonesia: werid
Video: "I'm ready" I spread my ass cheeks for shrek. He penates my butthole. It hurts so much but, I do it for shrek. I can feel my butthole taring as my eyes start to water. I push against he's force I want to please shrek
Austria: Oh GOD NO PLEASE, NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS SMUT WHO WROTE THIS
Hungary: JEUS F-ING CHRIST ZHIS IS A OUTRAGE!!
Prussia: VHAT ZHE HELL MAN JOU HAD SO MUCH TO LIFE FORR WHAT EVER JOU NAME IS *covering Gilbirds eyes*
Video: he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "it's all orgar".
Belarus: *sitting in between Lithuania's legs* EVERYTHING IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY CUP WTF???
[don't want to write his accent cuz i'll take to long] Italy: WHAT THE SH*T HOLY F*CKING SH*T STICK! JEUS F-KING CHRIST AMERICA! WHAT THE F-CKING H*LL MAN SERIOUSLY HOLY MOTHERF*CKING SPANISH DIDLO'S IS THAT IT, F*CKING CHRIST AMERIAN'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE THIS KID SO F*CKED UP!!! What DID THIS KID F-CKING WATCH?! WHAT? DID HE WATCH HE PARENTS HAVE S*X WHILE NARRATING, OUT OF EVERYONE THIS GUY/GIRL IS THE MOST FUCKED UP MOTHERF*CKING PERSON I'VE EVER WITNISSED MAKE A VIDEO, WHAT WAS HE/SHE THINKING "OH IF I ADD SHERK ITS A KID PORN?!"
_sry Crack book has blocked out Italy it contains to much swearing for the views so Italy had been censord_
Romano: so proud *smirking*
Everyone else: o.o
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Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
