Spain+Sardinia: *bending* *spain wearing all pink while look the other way*
England: *walks by*
Sardinia: England who's butt is-a bigger?
England: um I'd have to say *points to left butt* that one has alittle more texture *squeezes it* and nice feel too
Spain: *turns around* thanks
England: WHY THE BLOODY HELL?!?!
Sardinia: haha your face
England: *Runs away*
Sardinia+Spain: *leaning on wall*
Germany: *walks buy and taps left butt*
Spain: *turns around* you just touched my ass!
Germany: vhat no I didn't
Sardinia: Sì you-a did I-a saw you!
Germany: jou need more squats Spain
Spain: really?, ok *starts doing butt squats*
Spain: *kneels down and stretches like a cat with butt in air*
Sardinia: hey-a Fratello who's-a butt is-a sexier?
Italy: *examines it closly* hmm.. *looks at Sardinia's and compares it* I-a would say-a this is-a the one-a next to you-a
Spain: *does butt check flex* I knew it!
Italy: o-o oh-a ok *runs away to Slovenia and Germany*
Sardinia: *looks at own butt then Spain's* your-a right
Spain: if you want your butt bigger do flexes *starts doing flexes*
Spain: *wall twerking*
Sardinia: *tries but fails*
Romano: what-a are you-a doing?
Sardinia: twerking what-a else
Romano: *looks at Spain* I know-a that you-a
Romano: your-a weirdo
Sardinia: *tries wall twerking again* hey I-a got it-a *falls*
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Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps