A/N: i found this video funny as heck all cedit go to VONGSAGON BOONSAWAT for this idea and singlish.
Britain+America: *dial Singapore's phone*
*9:10am in Singapore City*
Singapore: *answers phone* ar lo?
America: hello auntie ar?
America: Eh errrrr this is Vernon again ar.... I.. I.. Need to do another party again ar can i order food from you guys?
Singapore: wat u wan ar?
America: wats the menu ar this weekened?
Singapore: arr.. This week ar? Hmm Fly rice and... Beef fly rice
America: i like fried rice
Singapore: errrr.... U wan err... Chicken kail?
England: *trying hard not to laugh*
America: ya ya chicken curry is good
England: *still trying not to laugh*
Singapore: got also the Nasi Lemak all you want ar
America: ya.. Ya.. Em its going 2 b a big party. Wat kind of drinks can you give is auntie?
Singapore: drinks erm... U we haf de flu joos
England: *trying very hard not to laugh*
Singapore: we haf but lops we also haf soft drink like Cock
England+America: *laughing loudly*
America: sorry wat drink is that?
Singapore: medium cock also got!
England: *covering mouth*
Singapore: big cock also got! Which one you wan?
Singapore: also can... Can can 3 cock for price of wan! I give u ar...
England: *about to fall out of chair
Singapore: i give u like that ar
America: hehe wow. What a great heart
America: i sill take that laa
Singapore: which one? Small one?
America: no... Actully i got a lot of people
Singapore: actually u get the medium 30cents more i give you big cock
America: 30cents more for the
England: *dying of laughter*
America: ok.. Ya i think i need the big one
Singapore: arrrr you need the big one ar?
America: but Antie is your the real thing?
England: jeus christ man
Singapore: you need big one ar? Nice to drink anot
England: *still on floor laughing*
Singapore: AI YA!!! of coz bery nice one la no need to worry ar
America: erm... When can u deliver the drink?
Singapore: you tell me the food how many? The cock also how many i give u
America: ok... Thanks auntie confirm again later then i call you again
*hangs up phone*
Singapore: *goes to sleep again* idoits
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