Hetalia Middle Schoolprt2

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Honduras: hey guys *has Italy aura* I'm hungry~~

Romano: then you-a should've brought-a food

Georgia: I might have something *looking through bag*

Portugal: why we waiting here

Germany: I don't know ask France

France: well if you muzt know we're waiting for Britain to get hiz flat azz over here

America: I'm the hero so I shouldn't have to wait this long

Teacher Iraq: I'm sorry didn't mean to be late *trying to get door open*
Everyone: *back away*

Teacher Iraq: are you alright students?

Honduras: Sì

Germany: door trouble?

Teacher Iraq: n-no

Portugal: I've gots this

France: non you don't

Portugal: *kicks door* that's how the Portuguese do it!

Germany: jou just damaged school properzty

Portugal: don't fricking care in the slits

Romano: that's the-a Spanish for-a you

Honduras: hey no it's not!

Teacher Iraq: oh well the doors open~

Everyone: *enters and sits down*

Teacher Iraq: ok today's lesson is about. Yes Georgia?

Georgia: matter?, purberty, sex ed, baking, 11 gang bang?

Teacher Iraq: 0-0

Honduras: haha

Teacher Iraq: *nervous laugh* aren't you the funniest sometimes

Germany: VURST PEOPLE EVERYBODY GOTTA LOVE ZHEM SOME VURST!!!!!!!!

Teacher Iraq: I know you love wurst Germany

Romano: TOMATO'S, CHURRO, PIZZA, PASTA, SESTIA, FESTIA, CUCUMBERS POOPING SASAGE-A STICKS~~~~~

Teacher Irag: e.e

France: PIRATE BUTT ZEX EVERYWHERE OVERNIGHT GOTTA GET UP INSIDE!!!
Teacher Irag: ummm

Portugal: PERSIAN BALL SACKS GONNA GET HUMPED BY A DUMP TRUCK!!!!!!!

Mrs. Iraq: thats my sister

America: HERO GONNA ROCK YOUR BUTT IT GONNA GO ALL NIGHT I'M GONNA FILL IT UP SOOO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher Iraq: ok done *leaves classroom*

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