Honduras: hey guys *has Italy aura* I'm hungry~~
Romano: then you-a should've brought-a food
Georgia: I might have something *looking through bag*
Portugal: why we waiting here
Germany: I don't know ask France
France: well if you muzt know we're waiting for Britain to get hiz flat azz over here
America: I'm the hero so I shouldn't have to wait this long
Teacher Iraq: I'm sorry didn't mean to be late *trying to get door open*
Everyone: *back away*
Teacher Iraq: are you alright students?
Germany: door trouble?
Teacher Iraq: n-no
Portugal: I've gots this
France: non you don't
Portugal: *kicks door* that's how the Portuguese do it!
Germany: jou just damaged school properzty
Portugal: don't fricking care in the slits
Romano: that's the-a Spanish for-a you
Honduras: hey no it's not!
Teacher Iraq: oh well the doors open~
Everyone: *enters and sits down*
Teacher Iraq: ok today's lesson is about. Yes Georgia?
Georgia: matter?, purberty, sex ed, baking, 11 gang bang?
Teacher Iraq: 0-0
Teacher Iraq: *nervous laugh* aren't you the funniest sometimes
Germany: VURST PEOPLE EVERYBODY GOTTA LOVE ZHEM SOME VURST!!!!!!!!
Teacher Iraq: I know you love wurst Germany
Romano: TOMATO'S, CHURRO, PIZZA, PASTA, SESTIA, FESTIA, CUCUMBERS POOPING SASAGE-A STICKS~~~~~
Teacher Irag: e.e
France: PIRATE BUTT ZEX EVERYWHERE OVERNIGHT GOTTA GET UP INSIDE!!!
Teacher Irag: ummm
Portugal: PERSIAN BALL SACKS GONNA GET HUMPED BY A DUMP TRUCK!!!!!!!
Mrs. Iraq: thats my sister
America: HERO GONNA ROCK YOUR BUTT IT GONNA GO ALL NIGHT I'M GONNA FILL IT UP SOOO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher Iraq: ok done *leaves classroom*
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Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps