Bees

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N/A: I have a strict fear of bees due to getting stung at the age of 5 and almost losing my right eye which is now every sensitive even have a little scar because of it under my eye basic even if the bee's dead I won't go near the spot it was at... So this chapter has one of my friends in it with us panicking... With some hetalia XD

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Admin: *swinging* so how have you've been.... *sees bee flying right next to us* bee! Crap! Crap! Crap! *falls off the swing, screaming loud as possible* RUN ITS FRICKING FOLLOWING SREW THE PHONE SREW EVERYTHING *scrambles to feet and runs to back door*

Grace: HOLY SHIZ RUNNN *pushes the swing* RUN OMG OMG OMG!!!!! *runs after Admin* DONT LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! D:

Admin: EVERYTHING IN THE NAME OF JEUS OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!! *sitting the corner on the porch* d-did you grab everything?

Grace: is it on me? is it on me?! *scared shitless*

*Meanwhile in America's house*

America: *looks out window* what are the screaming about?

Alaska: I don't know but they're loud... just like you hamburger pig *eating a snowcone*

America: your lucky it's to hot to hit you

Alaska: like you even could *freezes America's hamburger*

America: ;/\; my precious baby

+now back to the panicking Americans+

Admin: I don't wanna go back 😫

Grace: me neither 😫

Admin: *starts walking* I can do this *stops at the front of the slide* Nope nope nope ain't doing it!

Grace: *half way behind me* grab it!!

Admin: *makes a dash for the phone* Sweden protect me!!!! *runs to the porch* HOLY FRICKING ROMAN EMPIRE OF HETALIAN RUN LIKE A ITALIAN!!!!!!! 😭

Grace: *runs to the porch* it's by thee phone

Admin+Grace: *walks in front of slide*

Grace: *stays back* g-grab it

Admin: *runs at the phone* PASTA *grabs phone and runs* BEE FVCK OFF PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Grace: you did... *sees bee* ITS BACK!!!! *runs inside*

Admin: *runs after her* GRACE!!!!!!!! *throws open door* SCONES SCONES SCONES!!!!!!!!! *slams door* bees can fricking go screw them ... BEES SUCK THEY'RE WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT THAT SHOULD NEVER BEEN MADE JEUS PUT THEM HERE FOR FRICKING AMUSEMENT FIRST HE MAKES ADOLF HITLER, JUSTIN BEIBER, THEN BEES
*still ranting on*

Grace: um... Admin? *trying hard not to laugh*

Admin: WHO KNOW THEY COULD BE THE SHITS OF SATAN HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *not noticing the bee on the outside of the door*

Grace: admin?

Admin: THEY'RE PAINFUL, RETARDED, USELESS, TINY, STUIPD LITTLE BALLS OF CRAP THEY'RE LIKE FREDDY KRUGER'S BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grace: 😄

Admin: BETTER YET THEY CAN GO SRCEW THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FOR ALL I CARE MANIE NEEDS TO BURN THEM ALL IN FIRE HOW ABOUT SEND THEM TO JEUS OR SPRAY HOLY WATER AT THEM

Grace: *points to bee*

Admin: *high pitch scream* KILL IT!! KILL THE FRICKING LITTLE TERRORIST!!!! *throws Kumajirou at window* KUMAJIROU SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!

Grace: 0_0

Admin: *throws maple syrup* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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