Hetalia with some crack

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*italy's pasta is missing

Italy: ~VE WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE IN THE HOLY ROME EMPIRE AM I, FUCKING EVERYTHING IN THE NAME OF PASTA AND NATIONAL FAG OF JEUS CHRIST HOLY SHIT ROMEN EMPIRE OF BLOODY MARY FUCKING MY NATIONALITY OF EVERY FUCKING YAOI AND DOUSHIT MY PASTA IF BURNING BECAUSE OF THIS PILE OF SHIT WHEN I FIND WHO CAUSED THIS BIG PILE OF FUCK THERE GOING UNDER MY FUCKING BOOT AND BEING BEAT TILL THEY'RE CRISOM RED AS HELL AND BLOOD ALL OVER THE GROUND AND FED TO THE BEARS OR BETTER YET SHOT THEM BASTARDS WITH SWITZERLAND GUN 10 FEET UP THEIR ASS AM GOING TO RIP THEM TO SHREDS THE NAME OF PASTA! *hollering as loud as possible, while flailing arms, without noticing smog cleared*

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