How to Annoy Iggy

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1. Take every single tea packet away 4everForever

2. Take his Tardis with out permission

3. Tell him magic and flying mint bunny are retarded or just flat out insane and you need professional help like really bad

4. Throw scones at him (use his own scones they work the best)

5. Read FrUk in a meeting and show everyone the pictures (18+ should be enough)

6. Read UsUk in meeting and show everyone the pictures (18+ should be enough)

7. Replace all his tea with soda pop

8. Remind him that Scotland would make a better doctor who

9. Rob all his clothes and only leave him a dress (nurses outfit)

10. Lock him in a Room with France for a week or longer

11. Lock him in a room with America for a week or longer

12. Light firecrackers off in his office

13. Put a whoopee cushion on his chair in the meeting room (10 points for griffin-door if you get Japan or Germany to laugh

14. Chain him to America and France also don't forget to lock them in a dark closet with no lights ;D

15. Dress up like a pirate and go back in time and take over his crew (I suggest have (Siberia+Alaska do it, also use his tardis for the going in the past part)

16. Get England Drunk

17. In a meeting sing "England and America sitting in a tree"

18. Rob all his clothes and only leave him a dress (nurses outfit)

19. Force him to eat a cheeseburger

20. Force him to hang-out with Oliver

21. Flip him off

22. Play hockey with his scones (have Canada help you with this)

23. Be as loud as America or louder if possible

24. Scare England by doing ohonhonhonhon in a French accent while hiding so he can't see you but can still hear you ;D

25. If you can use magic a.k.a Siberia or Alaska and Norway to help you can't and clone 490000 of France or America and lock them in a room with England.

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