Romano babysitter

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N/A: I found this on IFunny so I thought it would be funny to add.. this is kinda reminders me how Chibi! Romano and Spain raised chibi Sardinia(tomboy) just a little different

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Spain: Roma she's whining *hands Romano chibi!Sardinia*

Chibi!Romano: *takes baby* Shit! Why are you-a whining?!? What do you-a f*cking want!

Chibi!Sardinia: *whines louder*

Chibi!Romano: *puts tomato in chibi!Sardinia's mouth*

Spain: she can't chew that Romano-

Chibi!Romano: what do you mean babies can't eat tomatoes!

Spain: they can't

Chibi!Romano: I DONT CARE IF SHE CANT CHEW YET SPAIN! SARDINIA SHOULD BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THE AMAZING TASTA OF A RIPE TOMATO AT A YOUNG AGE!!!!!!

-time skip-

Chibi!Sardinia: *waking up from a nightmare* *shriek loudly*

Chibi!Romano: it is 2 in the morning. What do you fvcking need satan child?

Chibi!Sardinia: c-can i join you fratello

-Another time skip-

Chibi!Romano: Spain, I can't do it anymore.

Spain: your doing fine

Chibi!Romano: help me, I'm broken. I hAVENT SLEPT IN DAYS *flops on bed*

Chibi!Honduras: *walks behind Romano* maybe if you weren't so loud Romano she'll sleep better

Chibi!Sardinia: *falls asleep holding onto Romano's arm*

Chibi!Romano: I hate you-a Sardinia, but you're-a cute as fuck

Chibi!Sardinia: *wakes up* f-f-f

Chibi!Romano: say it

Chibi!Sardinia: F*CK-A A SPOON RUNNING

Chibi!Romano: YEA-A FIRST SWEAR!!!!!

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*present day*

Sardinia: *eating a churro* *sees France somewhere* it-a a 99% chance of-a churro coming your way >:( *makes it rain churro's*

Honduras: well ok than

Romano: she-a gets that churro thing from you-a

Honduras: the swearing from you e.e i you it would happen but never once did you listen.

Romano: you-a left though to fight the british bastardo and never came back so at lest I-a was there For Sardinia until she left too.

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