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N/A: OMG I am number 13 on the list JEUS Christ i never thought it would happen thank you so it means more then anything to me and my awesome friends who helped me so much with this book of crack and stupidly which happens mostly everyday I'll keep writing posting even though it might not be fast due to wifi problems at my house I'll try to get them in as soon as possible,.. I know my OC's don't have a ending song but o well you the wonderful readers can make one up for them

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America: *listen to MLP twilight theme song*

Prussia: *listen to Hungary's ending song*

Italy: *listen to shine bright like a doitsu* *jerking off*

Russia: *listen to Siberia's ending song* *humming to ze awesome tone*

Italy: *starts singing* *forgets wear no pants* shine bright like a doitsu shine bright like doitsu we're beautiful like Germans in the sky

Hungary: *listening to Prussia's ending song* * humming*

Canada: why doesn't Italy have pants?

Germany: vhat ze fucking Italy?! ALL I DO IS LEAVE FOR 5 minutes and zhis is vhat happens *looking at Italy*

Austria: ITS NOT BEETHOVEN!

Japan: there needs to be Yaoi, arot(a lot) of Yaoi *wide eyes* PREASE?!?!

Romano: fratello?

Italy: *starts epically humping Germany's Japan's and Romano's leg* we're beautiful like Yaoi in sky!!!!!!!!!

Japan: Personar space Itary-San!

Italy: *italian rape face* we're beautiful like Japanese in the sky *picks up Japan princess style* tonight there's going to be some Yaoi *carries Japan into a dark closet and lock the door*

Japan: HERP ME SOMEONE! PREASEEEEEEEEEEEE ;-;

Italy: *puts finger on Japan's lips* *rips Japan's pants off* it's all ogre now

Japan:HERRRRRRPPPPPP MEEEEEEE PREASEEEEEEEEEEE GREEEECEEEEEEEE HERRRRRPPPPPP. ;-;

Greece: *busts down door* I am here

Italy: *points gun at Greece's head* one false move and your heads blow to high heaven *mafia Italy time*

Japan: ;-; HERP me, *sitting in corner rocking back and forth*

Italy: it's all ogre now *pasta smoke bomb and Flys away*

Japan: ;-; *now scarred for life*

Greece: *hugs Japan* it's ok it's all ogre now

Japan: ;-;*even more terrifed*

Ogre Italy: hello *fvck Greece straight in the ass*

Japan: ;-;*run for virginty*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Greece: *trying to run but ogre holding his wasit*

Japan: ILL BE BACK TO SAVE YOU SOON GREEECE BUT IM GOING TO RUN NOW

Germany:Vhat zhe hell?

Ogre Italy: *sees Hungary*

Japan: RUN HUNGARY COME ON LETS GO*grabs Hungary's wrist and runs*

WE ARE GOING TO RIVE!

Hungary: huh?

Japan:*while running picks up bridal style and continues running*

Ogre Italy: *stops in front of then and punches Japan and catches Hungary* *grabs the rim of Hungary's dress* it'll be ogre soon

Japan: *Grabs katana* No it wont*cuts it's head off*(:3)

Prussia: *sees terrified Hungary*Uhhhhhhhhhh

Hungary: *tackles hugs Prussia* ;~; w-why?!?!?

Prussia:Vhat vas going on *was listening to music and wasn't paying attention*

Russia: *turns off muisc* fvck it's never ogre

Japan:*grabs Prussia and Hungary and runs* RETS GOOOOOO

Germnay:*runs after them*VAIT FOR MEEEEEEEE

Ogre England+Ogre France: *magically has everyone's weapon* it's rapping Rome time

Romano: my vital regions ;-;

Ogre England+Ogre America:*in the closet buttfvcking, America tops though*

Ogre Denmark: *stops them* *rips Germany's pants off a fvck Germany hard core*

Germany: oh yes

Ogre Norway: Fuck line maybe .3.?

Ogre Norway: *stops Prussia by grabbing 5 meters* I'll make you moan

Prussia: ;-; HUNGARRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hungary: *runs to Prussia* *saves Prussia and runs the fvck to Siberia's place*

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