Antarctica+Alaska: what's the bird and the bees sis?
Antarctica: do you have any idea of what that is sis?
Alaska: do you know?
Siberia: ummm....uh...it's...like.... just g-g-go ask Italy *nervous laughter*
🇮🇹 Italy's room🇮🇹
Antarctica+Alaska: what's the bird and the bees?
Italy: ~ve...it's...um....well??? Ya go find Germany he'll tell you (I hope)
Antarctica: =.= Germany I don't think....ahhh
Alaska: *interrupts Antarctica and pulls her out of the room*
Antarctica: well where is his?
Alaska: I don't know, maybe Italy knows?
Germany: how did you two get in here?! *looms over Alaska*
Alaska: ummm....what's....the bird...bees *does a adorable face and looks down at the floor*
Antarctica: your scaring her you nazi Jew hating jerk *pats Alaska's head*
Germany: 0.0 did she really ask that?!
Antarctica: wow sis you really said it :)
Alaska: could you tell us? *quietly said*
Germany: not my fault people be haten that my boss use to be Adolf Hitler :/ so not my falt the hologuast happened >:/
Antarctica: it happened in your fricking country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alaska: thank you Germany, well be taking are leave now *grabs Antarctica and leave the room*
Alaska: Japan May we enter?
Japan: come in would you like some tea?
Alaska: yes thank you :)
Antarctica: hey have you heard of the birds and the bees?
Alaska: what is that Mr.Japan
Japan: 0//////0 ITS WHERE PEOPLE LOVE EACH!!!!!!!!!! *pushes Alaska and Antarctica out the door*
🇯🇵 Outside Japan's door🇯🇵
Alaska: 0_0 what was that about? and I never finished my tea =_=
Antarctica: I don't know :/ maybe later you'll get more tea
Antarctica: Yo America hey what's up
America: hey nothing much how about you?
Alaska: we wanted to know what the bird and the bees are?
America: 0_0 it's just a joke *nervous laughter*
England: oh the fairies told me you to we're coming so I made scones ^_^ would you like to try some *holds 2 burnt scone out in front of Alaska & Antarctica*
Antarctica: ummm... Are they suppose to be green?
Alaska: do we have to eat them? Cause honestly I don't want to die today *starts crying*
England: no Alaska you don't have to *Neels down to Alaska and pats her head*
Antarctica: what's the bird and the bees?
England: *makes up some bs story*
Antarctica+Alaska: ^~^ ya right
Alaska: what's the birds and the bees?
Antarctica: we want to know what that?
Alaska: never mind
Russia: if you become one with me I'll show ~kolkolkolkolkol ^_^
Alaska: 0-o very funny Russia
Antarctica: *runs away with Alaska*
Spain: si~ how are you doing?
Alaska: good :3
Antarctica: let's make this quick... What's the birds and the bees?
Alaska: you didn't need to blurt it out *faceplam* =_=
Spain:.............. *passes out*
Alaska: well bye thank you for listening
Antarctica: who should we ask next?
Alaska: *grouns* maybe France I guess?
Alaska: we hate to bother you France but we wanted to...
Antarctica: *interrupts Alaska* we wanted to know about what the birds and the bees are about? Do you have any idea?
France: sit ;)
Alaska: *sits on the floor* sis can't we look it up on google or something? =_=
Antarctica: *sits on France's right leg* no we're already here might as well get it over with
Alaska: you have a valuable point
France: don't you know?
Antarctica: well kinda... but we want to compare your story to England's see which one makes the most sense
France: ok then so you see Alaska & Antarctica, when a man loves a woman it's very simple the donut is the #### and the sausage is the %#& and you start playing with the &@&@ tickling it little then you start ramming it, total speed of light if you can achieve it and then just give her all you've got like a train ramming into the stain on over and over again, one time I made a adaption for just for this question I remember it was made with Disney or something like that *begins singing* I can open your ### &$&&@&, rock your body like &$@, over side ways and up &$@&$@$ till feel like you can @$&& a hole in the @&&@ world *continues going the through every single detail*
Alaska: *runs out crying to Canada*
Antarctica: *smacks France with a wine bottle* you sick dipshit! 😡
Admin: why Disney just... no just, just no
Canada: *hugging Alaska* it's ok
Alaska: *sniffling* 😫 why...me? *burrows head farther into Canada's chest* why...Disney just why? (Imaging what France said) *crying* why just....why?
Canada: ^\\\\\^ (so adorable) *pulls Alaska closer* it's ok so don't cry eh?
America: *breaks door down* what happened to Alaska?!?!?!?!?
Admin: France happened
America: FRANCE YOUR DEAD YOU MOTHERFVCKING PERVERTED BASTARD D:< *gets bat out* GET THE HELL OVER HERE YOU WINE LOVING DICKSHIT *chasing France*
France: *running away* CRAP!CRAP!CRAP!CRAP! AMERICA FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!
Admin: well Comment&Rate XD... better end the chapter before someone gets hurt and by that I mean France
Canada: *still hugging sniffling Alaska* ya good idea Ciela with America in that state god knows what will happen
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This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps