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A/N: Honduras's nickname is Vale cuz her name is Valencia Esparza Santana
If you're a girl reading this you know what her day is

Ciela: i wrote this because i'm on mine T/\T so i made this to describe how i'm feeling just using hetalia to vent(Honduras is who i'm channeling rage through)
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Spain: Roma

Romano: what do you-a want tomato bastard?

Spain: *points to sprawl out Honduran laying on the floor in front of the tv*

Romano: what-a did I-a do bastard?

Sardinia: don't bastard me mr! i'm your-a sorella god dammit so be a good bf to Honduras and say something or, i'm telling mama about-a the "washer accident"

Spain: =_= she's like my little sister so you probably mentioned something like "murder capital of the world" again

Romano: that's why I-a don't like her-a

Spain: well at lest get the remote away from her, she alright hit Italy with It.

-Le time skip-

Romano: Vale? *kneels down to Honduras* you ok?

Honduras: *turns away* why u being a buttmunch *cute anime pouting face*

Romano: what-a?

Honduras: you BASTARD! *sits up and attempts to hit Romano Romano with remote* YOU DID THIS TO ME?!?! *swings at Romano with remote* its over i wanted to swim today

Romano: *smakcs Honduras's wrist and gets remote* did-a WHAT?? *confused a little*

Honduras: don't bullsh*t me *flings leg straight{america restling} out aiming for Romano* DIE TMATO EATER

Romano: *tumble rolls out of the way* SHES-A CRAZY!!!

Sardinia: DONT-A GIVE MAMA THE-A REMOTE

Spain: *waving francially* PAST THE REMOTE

Sardinia: *shoves Spain behind the couch** IF MAMA HEARS YOU-A SHE'LL ATTACK US

Honduras: *scoots closer to romano* get me a ice patch

Romano: *sits behind Honduras* we-a dont have any-a left

Honduras: *scoots up and puts head on Romano's lap* WE F-ING DONT HOW CAN I GO SEVEN DAYS WITH OUT THEM! DEAR DOSTIU WHY ME JUST WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Romano: what-a are you downing

Honduras: i SWEAR TO THE FIFTH POWER OF DOSTIU CHANGE THE GOD DANG TV CHANNEL PILLOW!ROMANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Romano: *takes remote and turns it to wipeout* FINE HAPPY-A NOW *slams remote next to him*

Homduras: don't have to yell.... *turns head to kitchen* BELGIUM

Begium: *hands Honduras Belgium waffles* what you watching

Spain: *sits to the left of Honduras* WIPEOUT TIME

*and thats how Honduras calmed down*

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Ciela: awww~~~ never can get enough of wipeout

Neko!Russia: mew(were is my pipe)

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