England Alone

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A/n: ok people if u didn't know the UK bro's is only Wales, Scotland and northern Ireland which Hima has a design maybe for. seeing Ireland isn't a UK bro so for roght now seeing she/he hasn't be mentioned or anything Ireland{not norhern} will be girl.
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Ireland: Iggy?

England: oui?

Ireland: could you stay away from the kitchen till I get back?

England: where you going? *puts tea down* why dressed up?

Ireland: France is taking me to the movies cuz, he owes me

England: what did Scotland have to say?

Ireland: umm.. Yeah~

England: i'm going too

Ireland: we're only going to the movie theater that's all

England: I still don't trust him

Ireland: you're not coming

England: b-but he'll explore your vital regions

Ireland: just stay away from the kitchen =.=

~knock on door~

England: don't open that door Wales

Ireland: *opens door* hello France :)

France: *hands Ireland a rose* looking beautiful as ever

Ireland: thanks *takes it*

England: FRANCE YOU BETTER NOT RAPE HER OR GOD AS MY WITNESS YOUR BUTT IS MINE D:<

France: honhonhonhon~

England: *sighs* just make sure nothing happens to her

France: ok

Ireland: lets get going already *leaves with France*

~Few moments later~

England: don't think I can cook *gets out super glue*

America: *pops out of the closet*

England: *girly shirk* *throws glue at America* DONT RAPE ME FRANCE

America: OWW DUDE WHAT THE HELL

England: oh it's you?

America: what's that?

England: it's your face

America: what's my face got to do with anything?

England: *throws Wales ChuckTaylor at America*

America: *dodges*

England: *pours milk in bowl* *explodes the house* aww f*ck i burned the house down again

America: great

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