A/N: this song doesn't belong to me it's belong to Ke$ha and yes this is BTT version. Also if I can't come up with a name of a chapter I'm just putting {insert title here}bcuz I can't think of nothing
________________________Germany: today ve're going to talk about who trashed my office
Honduras: *raises hand* I'm sorry about riding a bull into your office
Germany: so it vas jou?
Honduras: kinda
Siberia: *playing with Germany's sticky friend*
Fem!England+America: *arguing over somthing*
Slovakia+Romania: *sleeping leaning on each other*
Antarctica: *staking chairs and making a tower*
Sardinia: *sitting on the table*
Switzerland: *guarding Sardinia*
China: everyone an ass
~Ke$ha beat starts play~
France: There's a place downtown. Where the pedo's come around. There's a hole in your pants.
Spain: It's a perverts free for all. When the lights turn off dark comes around. That's the time, when the pervs come around.
Prussia: keseseses~ Looking for sex. And now we lookin' like hoes right down zhe street. Got unused condoms in my pocket. Got drunk hard sex von't regert in zhe mornin' but tonight I don't give(3x)
France: There's a place downtown. Where the pedo's come around. There's a hole in your pants. It's a perverts free for all
Prussia: and it turns me on. And jou turn me on. Take it off. Take it off. Everybody get naked.
Spain: there's a place I know if you're looking for a Brit. Where he goes hardcore and there's cum on the floor. And jou turn me on. Take it off. Take it off. Everybody get naked.
France: loose your clothes. Lose it now. Lose your clothes in the crowd. We're hot. Thrust it now 'till the cum comes back around.
Prussia: N-now ve're banging so hard. Destroying the bed. Sliding in and out it's a filthy hot mess.
France: cuz your virginty lost. I don't give(3x)
Germany: PROPER GRAMMER!!
Everyone except BTT: 😡 *charge at the btt with weapons battle ready*
Ciela: ü awesome
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Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps