Banana's

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Admin: *summons nations*

Everyone: whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhattttttttttttttttt

Admin: we share about 50% of arw DNA with banana's

Honduras: F*CK YOU *points to England*

F*CK YOU

F*CK YOU

F*CK YOU

I TOLD YOU ALL WE ARE 50% DNA RELATED TO BANANA'S!! YES THATS RIGHT SUCK THAT YOU DUMBA$$ES I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE ALL WRONG!!! BANANA REPUBLIC STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *doing the banana dance*

Russia: ummmm.... Is Honduras alright?

America: *joins in the banana dance beside Honduras* I'M A BANANA!!!!!!!!

France:.... *strips and then starts dancing the banana dancing* my Paris brings all the brits to the yard, thats right its bigger than yours.

China: damnit aru!!! Can we please be-....

Russia: *starts doing the banana dance*

England: holy. Bloody. Crap i'm so done *walks out and leaves*

Iran: *thinking: dangit America why do you have to be so unnaturally adorable* ò//////ó AMERICA GET OFF THE F-CKING TABLE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

America: NO I'M KRUMPING

Iran: oh my f-cking god i'm done *leaves the meeting room*

Admin: aw yeah i just remembered i described Iran better ^-^ i'm proud of myself

America: *runs after Iran* WAIT IM SORRY TO MAKE YOU JELLY COME BACK!!! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO KRUMP HEROICALLY LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admin: and if none of gpu readers mind could you write a America x Iran dabble cuz, i have Iran's info complete if you need it. Also, seeing i have zero wifi at home i wont get your questions for ask or dare any country right away.

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