Canada or Canadia

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Canada+France: *watching a movie eating twixs*

America: hey Canadia

Canada: it's Canada

America: Canadia?

France: it's pronounced Can-a-da

America: no it's Canadia

France: sound it out

America: Ca-na-dia

France: *holds up map with Canada on it* do you see an ia?

America: I'm the hero so screw logic

France: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING IN THIS SUBJECT!?!?

Canada: stop fight eh?

America+France: KEEP QUIET!!!

America: maybe if your son didn't have JB you'd be able to get your perverted head out of your ass

France: MAYBE IF YOUR EGCO WASNT SO INFLATED YOU'D STILL HAVE AN ASS TO PUT IT IN

America: your just jelly of my pop stars

England: Mattie has Avril Lavigne bioth

America: well I have pink

France: =w= at lest he doesn't have JB in his country anymore unlike you

~10 minutes later~

America: YOU KNOW WHAT, I DONT HAVE TO TAKE THIS, I A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN, AND YOU GOT NUTHIN ON MEH!!!!!!! *storms out taking French food with him*

France: nooooooooooo

Canada: we have pancakes papa :)

France: =w= I'm pouring maple syrup in his bed tonight

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