Canada+France: *watching a movie eating twixs*
America: hey Canadia
Canada: it's Canada
France: it's pronounced Can-a-da
America: no it's Canadia
France: sound it out
France: *holds up map with Canada on it* do you see an ia?
America: I'm the hero so screw logic
France: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING IN THIS SUBJECT!?!?
Canada: stop fight eh?
America+France: KEEP QUIET!!!
America: maybe if your son didn't have JB you'd be able to get your perverted head out of your ass
France: MAYBE IF YOUR EGCO WASNT SO INFLATED YOU'D STILL HAVE AN ASS TO PUT IT IN
America: your just jelly of my pop stars
England: Mattie has Avril Lavigne bioth
America: well I have pink
France: =w= at lest he doesn't have JB in his country anymore unlike you
~10 minutes later~
America: YOU KNOW WHAT, I DONT HAVE TO TAKE THIS, I A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN, AND YOU GOT NUTHIN ON MEH!!!!!!! *storms out taking French food with him*
Canada: we have pancakes papa :)
France: =w= I'm pouring maple syrup in his bed tonight
YOU ARE READING
Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps