SuperDickTits

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Malaysia: Hon Kong what's up?

Hon Kong: nothing you?

Malaysia: just curious

Hong Kong: about what

Malaysia: *holds up IceKong(sry of missed spelled)*

Hong Kong: *grabs it and rips it up* nothing

Malaysia: *tackle hugs Hong Kong*

Hong Kong: ^\\\^

Japan+Hungary: *falls out of nowhere* ARE YAOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERES SUPER DICKTITS WHEN YOU NEED HIM *grabbing pieces but they full from their shaking hands*

England/Super Dicktits: *breaks down door* you called?

Hong Kong+Malaysia: o-o

England\Super Dicktits: *magically recreates Yaoi* I'VE SAVE THE DAY

Hong Kong: *holds Malaysia closes while throwing Firecrackers at England's feet*

Malaysia: ^\\\\\\\\^

England\Super Dicktits: *jumping trying to avoid getting hit* HEY DONT HATE THE PLAYER

Hong Kong: THIS IS WHY I GAINED MOTHER FUDGING INDEPENDENTS

Malaysia: *borrows head into Hong Kong's chest* that image will never be forgotten

England/Super Dicktits: WILL YOU STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hong Kong: *throws firecracker at England's face*

England\Super Dicktits: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL *dodges* WHY DO YOU HATE ME *gets up in Hong Kong's grill*

Hong Kong: e.e *punches England in the face* Idiot

Malaysia: *stays in Hong Kong's arms* I'm so glad me and Singapore didn't go to him When he discovered are country

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