Italy: (you dick Germany) today we're going to be cooking with Arthur yayayayay
England: ya we're going to make cereal today :)
Florida: ITALY I DONT WANT TO DIE SAVE ME PLEASE *is tied to a chair....*
England: you do realize you don't have a choice right
Flordia:ENGLAND YOUR COOKING IS BAD AND YOU MAKE EVERYONE PASS OUT ITALY UNTIE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Italy: am forced here too *gets out cereal and bowl and milk*
Florida: Italy come here please *totally pissed*
England: are we going to cook or am I going to throw milk at her?
Flordia: IF YOU DO BE PREPARED TO BE LIT IN FLAMES BY MAINE ENGLAND AND ITALY GET ME OUT OF HERE ENGLAND'S COOKING SUCKS *rants on*
England: you do realize your national television
Italy: ;_; I hope life is on are side
Florida: Italy....I want to kill Germany after this...
Siberia: *wakes up from nap and turns on tv* I wonder what's on?... America England's on national Tv Alaska Antarctica get in here!
America: what... oh we're screwed!
Alaska:.... Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we're all doomed
Antarctica: *go to England's house* ENGLAND?!?! *stomps on set*
~On national tv~
Camera man: hey you shouldn't be here
England: have you come to help?
Antarctica: *smacks England with leather glove* am taking Italy and Florida *takes Italy and Florida*
England: ;_; ow
Camera man: I feel sorry you bro you lost to a girl on national tv
~back at home~
Florida: *clinging to Italy* GERMANY WHERE IS HE? *pissed at Germany*
Alaska: I turned him into a fish and put him in a fish bowl
Florida: *pecks Italy's cheek* Okay thanks Alaska
Siberia: and I froze the water in the fish bowl so now he's stuck in ic
Florida: Italy can we go make pasta! (ps: PASTAAA BECAUSE YEAH ITALY PASTA)
Italy: VE~ PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTA *picks up Florida and runs to the kitchen*
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Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps