Hetalia Middle School prt4

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Mrs. Iran: shut up you shits!

Denmark: You shut up, you drunk whore!

Mrs Iran: *eye twitch* do you know who the f*ck you're speaking to!

Greenland: sorry my brother is stupid

Denmark: you're nothing but a stupid little girl!

Mrs Iran: I'M THE F*CKING LIFE BLOOD OF THE ANCIENT EMPIRE PERSIA, WHO EVEN TANGLED WITH ANCIENT GREECE, ANCIENT EPYGT AND EVEN TANGLED WITH ROME YOU SH*T STAIN I KNEW SCANDINAVIA HER HERSELF!! *holding up chair*

Denmark: Well I'm king of the Vikings bitch!

Greenland: WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!!!

Mrs. Iran: *silence*

Denmark: *silence*

Haiti: what zhe hell guys?!? Make love, not war! *kisses Mrs. Iran*

Mrs. Iran: *slaps Haiti* WHAT THE F*CK HAITI YOU'RE NOT PART OF THIS

Haiti: I am now. *winks*

Singapore: *stops recording* going on youtube!

Malaysia: good job little sister!

Netherlands: i'll fix the chair for $50

Grenada: Haiti knock it off!

Haiti: Non! Are ya Jelly? You jealous? *does little dance* Are ya? YOU JELLY WH*RE?

Grenada: I'm not! Who would jelly of you anyway wh*re

Haiti: honhonhon~ mon cheír it's ok you know I'm always your w*re *hugs Grenada from behind*

Grenada: GET OFF OF ME YOU SICK WH*RE. *elbows Haiti in the boob*

Haiti: that boob is only for your hands to touch, not you elbow mon ami *blows kiss and walks out*

England: are you alright Grenada?

Singapore: Grenada you alright?

Prussia: I AM F*CKING AWESOME SOMEBODY HEAR ME ROAR!

Mrs Iran: EVERYBODY SHUT THE F*CK UP AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN WE ARE WATCHING ANNABELL!!!! CUZ I ANIT DEALING WITH ANYMORE SHIT!

America: um NOOOOOO

Russia: da sounds interesting

Hungary: *pats Prussia* one day

Denmark: did every forget

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