Sterotype prt2

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A/N: when i first heard stereotype i kinda made a parody so here it is~
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You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it,
And it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than
Japan love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

Check it out now.
I love that fat America.
You know he so obnoxious.
He always eating burgers.
He always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexico
The way he mow my lawn.
He all got a 100 kids 'cause don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like Israel's nose.
If you ever buy a pint for Ireland,
And she's out of control like China's driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaica. Yeah, he cool, but he always high, so don't let him fool ya.
Ya mon.
And I love {Amaya's OC}Puerto Rico,
Even though she wash her ass about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably Poland.

I think I love you more than
Japan love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love that Outback redneck Australia,
And the crooked ass teeth of England,
And those two creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate France.
Yeah, I know Fem!France don't shave her pits.
Brazil is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africa, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says she all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have done she with her clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombia's nose.
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russia who drink Vodka for breakfast.
The stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korea's penis.

I think I love you more than the
Japan love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

All together now!
I love Scotland, though he hump sheep.
[repeat 4x]
He hump sheep [repeat 3x]

I think I love you more than the
Japan love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep.

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