America: Now dudes and dudettes about the global-...
Liechtenstein: oh shiz oh siz a giant spider landed on me *gets spider off* big bruder!! Halp!
Switzerland: whats happened?
Liechtenstein: killing a massive spider with a dildo hold on *pulls out purple dildo*
Liechtenstein: *bends down to spider* yeah really *starts hitting spider repeatedly with dildo*
Honduras: *laughing ass off*
Liechtenstein: *still smacking spider* f*ck you spider *stops hitting spider cuz its dead* i can prove it *points to dildo* you hear that its vibrating ever so slightly
Liechtenstein: Germany i killed a spider with this *shows Germany dildo*
Germany: 💢😤 vhy vould jou do zhat?
Liechtenstein: it was in my dress pocket
Germany: Liechtenstein i didn't buy zhat for jou to smack spiders vith
Germany: knov vhat i bought it for, to shove it up jour god damn little girl vagina
Liechtenstein: i'm sorry
Germany: i vanted to give jou some god damn pleasure but instead, jou F*cking use it!
Everyone else: *laughing*
Germany: vhy did i spent 15 Deutsch marks on zhat!
Liechtenstein: you knew it landed on my head, so it was a emergency-..
Germany: vhat! A fucking vibrator landed on jour head!!
England: Germany calm down
Germany: I DONT CARE
America: DEUTSCH MARKS
Germany: * incoherent yelling*
Liechtenstein: *points to dead spider* it was him!!!
Germany: I DONT F*CKING CARE
Austria: what the hell?!
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Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps