Nobody Wake Siberia

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Germany: vill someone vake Siberia?

Siberia: *sleeping*

America: I'LL DO IT!!!!

England: that's not a smart idea

America: do I care?

China: no

Russia: ^J^

Romano:....

Honduras: someone gunna lose some fingers~

America: your going to lose your independent~

Honduras: at lest I'm smart

America: at lest I'm bigger~

Alaska: at lest I know when to shut up~

America: *starts poking Siberia with a pen* wake up~

Siberia: *wakes up* *holds America's left arm behind his back* what?

America: OWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOW WHAT THE DUCK?!

Admin: hahah

Antarctica: haha

England: SAY UNCLE SAY UNCLE!

Canada: 0-0

America: IUSHIDHUDIHTDETIHHEFIEFkdndiskdndjdidjfbgjfkdoeoemdbvjfkf go *tries struggling*

Siberia:....

Hungary: Yaoi?

Slovenia: *playing violin*

France: NON NON DONT DESTROY THE SHIP!!!!!

Siberia: *lets go* your an asshole you do realize that, da?

Everyone expect Alaska, Honduras, Russia, Antarctica, Admin, Slovakia, Slovenia, China: *start trembling*

Admin: yup you're raised by Russia

Siberia: Germany?

Germany:....

Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

Siberia: may I have some?

Italy: veh~

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