Sardinia: ok Fratello is-a busy right-a now so-a I'm taking his-a channel for-a bit. Today we-a have Potato bastardo number-a one *points to Germany*. He's going-a to play-a this drunk-a so pardon-a his outbursts. The-a game is-a called F*cking slender the-a eight fricking pages-a.
Germany: I *hic* heard its *hic* scary as *hic* sh*t bro
Sardinia: that-a was my-a line bastard-a-...
Germany: Vhat zhe *hic* f*ck is it nigga! Vhat is jour *hic* objection now?
Sardinia: I can't-a wait till-a you pee-a your pants-a
Germany: Sardinia! Only *hic* a little girl like jou * vould be scared of *hic* a game like zhis!
Red: look who's playing slender the eight pages?
Sardinia: who-a in the-a hell let-a you in Rosso?
Red: hey I can't watch you play all I fudging want! *drinks a little of Germany's beer*
Sardinia: *sighs* I dont-a even care-a anymore, just-a sit down-a
Red: Germany the objective of this game is to collect all of the eight pages.
Sardinia: Don't-a forget, you-a must stay-a away from-a the jerk-a bastard Slender-a
Germany: nicht sh*t *hic* captain obvious... Your so *hic* damn helpful!!
Red: as Germany gets farther-...
Germany: I'm *hic* doing somezhing here!!!
Red+Sardinia: *start talking about random Youtubers*
Germany: shut *hic* up guys! *hic* I just found a *hic* page!
Sardinia: *slow sarcastic clapping*
Germany: *turns light off* zhe f*ck *hic*
Red: *turns light back on* the light don't hit L!
Germany: vhy zhe hell is zhe music sound like little France's whispering gay stuff in my ears!?
Sardinia: just-a shut up-a
Red: as you collect more pages, the ambient music gets even worst.
Sardinia: Slender also-a become more-a hard to-a avoid
Germany: *keeps walking* (3x) f*ck
Sardinia: oh-a check the-a truck! *points at truck on screen*
Red: don't turn around
Germany: *starts towards truck*
Sardinia: god, your-a so screwed-a
Red: don't turn around he'll be behind you!
Germany: wait *hic it can catch y-...
*screen starts blurring*
Germany: AAHHHH *hic* HOLY SH*T!!!
Red+Germany: *start painking*
Sardinia: HOLD-A SHIFT (6x)
Germany: I'M TRYING (2x)
Red: WHATS GOING ON *drinks hold bottle*
Sardinia: HOLD-A SHIFT YOU-A FAGGOT HEAD-A
Red: *delayed scream* AHHHH
Germany: I'M *Hic* HOLDING CAPS *hic* LOCK!!! *walks away from slender in the game*
Sardinia: HOLD-A SHIFT YOU-A F*CKER!!!!
Red: I told you Romano's laptop sucks!
Germany: it's not *hic* blurry anymore
Red: SHUT THE FUDGE UP!
Germany: vhy did zhat happen?!
Sardinia: cuz you-a stood still-...
Red: if you look up or stand still you get f*cked up
Sardinia: when-a slender gets-a close to you-...
Red: Romano's camera sucks d*ckkk like in marble Hornets
Germany: oh *hic* f*ck are ve being *hic* recordeD?
Sardinia: just-a shut up-a you have-a find the-a pages
Germany: vhere are zhe pages?
Red: YOU GOTTA FIND THE F*CKING paGeS!!!!!
Red: Turn Around(3x)
Sardinia: ok-a if you-a like me-a as your-a hostess leave-a it in-a the comments-a and well continue-a next chapter-a 😊
Red: and yes reading 50 shades of gray is a optional just leave who 2 nations that you would want to read it and we will make it happen.. *coughs* Five nights of Freddy
Sardinia: what-a was that-a?
Germany: I love *hic* playboy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps