Kitchen

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Indonesia+Belgium: *sitting on floor* I'm booooooored

Netherlands: I'll be in the basement

Indonesia: oh, ok

Belgium: sure

*Netherlands left*

Indonesia: wanna go get food?

Belgium: but big brother hates people touching his kitchen

Indonesia: Dudette it's food we're talking about here

Belgium: b-but

Indonesia: get in that f*cking kitchen right now

Belgium: *gets everything*

Belgium: *turns stereo on*

Indonesia: *mixing stuff and basically making a mess*

Belgium: I love this song *turns stereo up all the way*

Indonesia: *takes spoon used to mix and pretends it a mircophone*

Belgium: Indo you're getting it everywhere!!!

Indonesia: *mix is splattering everywhere ever time she moves* I see you over there so
hypnotic, thinking what do I do to that body~~~~

Belgium: *knocks bowl on floor* ohhhh~~~ baby[2x]

Indonesia: got no drink in my hand

Netherlands: *eye twitch*

Belgium: Indo

Indonesia: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyy cunt f*cking.... Netherlands is behind me, isn't he?

Netherlands: no its a giant p£nis with a pink lacy ribbon on it!

Belgium+Indonesia: AWWWWWWW TALKING DUTCH P£NIS *epically jump out window*

Netherlands: shittttttttttty MONEY TREE HOLES *scrubbing floor* must be clean everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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