Never Let Iran babysit Denmark

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Finland: *calls* hi Iran. Can you do me a favor?

Iran: what?

Denmark: *shoats from room* I DONT NEED TO BE WATCHED

Finland: could you watch Denmark for this weekend?

Iran: ok as long as you guys get my smokes

*time skip*

Finland: its only going to be this weekend right, Sweden?

Sweden: *nods*

Finland+Sweden+Denmark: *walk to door*

Sweden: *knocks*

Denmark: i f*cking hate you all

Iran: *opens door*

Finland: thank you for watching Denmark, sorry if he destroys anything

Iran: touch my persian tiger and i'm literarily throughly beating your danish pride out of you so effects all your citizen we clear

Denmark: that isn't possible

Iran: 2p!Siberia literally put 2p!Germany over her knee and literally beat his a** in WW2 in front of his followers with a rolling pin, so if thats possible i sure as hell beat the danish pride out of you and your citizen.

*now the babysitting part*

Iran: *on Ifunny*

Denmark: *pops from behind couch* Who you texting your boyfriend? Nor-

Iran: no, no, no, shut up Norway's a slut

Denamrk: but

Iran: slut

*time skip again*

Denmark: *eating Iran's candy*

Iran: *walks over* where did you get this? *arms folded* in my room

Denmark: maybe?

Iran: put it back

Denmark: *tries running away*

Iran: *chasing after him with a persian sword* GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW SH*T STAIN!!!!!

*time skip*

Denmark: *playing with bottles* just cuz i'm persian makes me better then everyone *throws bottle at wall* i've got it!

*time skip*

Iran: *sleeping on couch snuggling a pillow*

Denamrk: *slowly creeps up on her from behind the couch with a metal pan*

Iran: *turns around*

Denmark: *hitting pan* WALK UP THE TURKISH ARE COMING THE TURKISH ARE COMING IN!

Iran: WHAT THE H*LL MAN COME ON SERIOUSLY STUIPD I WAS SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!

Denmark: *pounds louder*

Iran: *gets off couch and walks to denmark, taking his pans then beats him with it* HERE'S WHAT YOU GET DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!

Denmark: *whimpering in severe pain*

*time skip*

Denmark: IRAN I THINK I BROKE YOUR PERSIAN TIGER

Iran: *opens door* what?

Denmark: *keeps wimpering*

Iran: *walks in* HOLY SH*T STICKS WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!! WE'RE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW I'M DONE *pulls Denmark out of the room but his coat*

Denmark: I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO

Iran: DONT MY PROBLEM! THIS IS WHY NORWAY DOESNT LOVE YOU ANYMORE

Denmark: DENNOR WILL ALWAYS-...

Iran: *throws Denmark out into the pouring rain* NEVER COME BACK YOU LITTLE PRICK HEAD *slams door*

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