Finland: *calls* hi Iran. Can you do me a favor?
Denmark: *shoats from room* I DONT NEED TO BE WATCHED
Finland: could you watch Denmark for this weekend?
Iran: ok as long as you guys get my smokes
Finland: its only going to be this weekend right, Sweden?
Finland+Sweden+Denmark: *walk to door*
Denmark: i f*cking hate you all
Iran: *opens door*
Finland: thank you for watching Denmark, sorry if he destroys anything
Iran: touch my persian tiger and i'm literarily throughly beating your danish pride out of you so effects all your citizen we clear
Denmark: that isn't possible
Iran: 2p!Siberia literally put 2p!Germany over her knee and literally beat his a** in WW2 in front of his followers with a rolling pin, so if thats possible i sure as hell beat the danish pride out of you and your citizen.
*now the babysitting part*
Iran: *on Ifunny*
Denmark: *pops from behind couch* Who you texting your boyfriend? Nor-
Iran: no, no, no, shut up Norway's a slut
*time skip again*
Denmark: *eating Iran's candy*
Iran: *walks over* where did you get this? *arms folded* in my room
Iran: put it back
Denmark: *tries running away*
Iran: *chasing after him with a persian sword* GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW SH*T STAIN!!!!!
Denmark: *playing with bottles* just cuz i'm persian makes me better then everyone *throws bottle at wall* i've got it!
Iran: *sleeping on couch snuggling a pillow*
Denamrk: *slowly creeps up on her from behind the couch with a metal pan*
Iran: *turns around*
Denmark: *hitting pan* WALK UP THE TURKISH ARE COMING THE TURKISH ARE COMING IN!
Iran: WHAT THE H*LL MAN COME ON SERIOUSLY STUIPD I WAS SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!
Denmark: *pounds louder*
Iran: *gets off couch and walks to denmark, taking his pans then beats him with it* HERE'S WHAT YOU GET DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!
Denmark: *whimpering in severe pain*
Denmark: IRAN I THINK I BROKE YOUR PERSIAN TIGER
Iran: *opens door* what?
Denmark: *keeps wimpering*
Iran: *walks in* HOLY SH*T STICKS WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!! WE'RE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW I'M DONE *pulls Denmark out of the room but his coat*
Denmark: I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO
Iran: DONT MY PROBLEM! THIS IS WHY NORWAY DOESNT LOVE YOU ANYMORE
Denmark: DENNOR WILL ALWAYS-...
Iran: *throws Denmark out into the pouring rain* NEVER COME BACK YOU LITTLE PRICK HEAD *slams door*
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Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps