Bomb

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N/A: I got this off of if IFunny so I don't own this it's just funny so I though you'd think its funny. It's funny... I'm just changing it a little cuz... Ya

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America: YO, CANADA. what if there was a bomb named DICK?

Canada: oh my god--

America: and people were like "DEPLOY THE DICK"!

Canada: can you not--

America: "BUT SIR THE DICK ISNT READY?!" *squeaking voice*

America: "THE DICK IS ALREADY NOW PLUDGE THAT SUCKER FAR DOWN INTO RUSSIA!!!"

Canada: *sighs* *puts on black cool epic sunglasses* am so Candone with your shit *walks out*

America: what did I say?

England: *puts hand on America's shoulder* everything *teleports away*

America: well to Greenland&Slovakia *goes off* hey Greenland Slove!!!!!!!

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