America: hey England Austria
America: did you know that Adolf Hitler & Napoleon Bonaparte only had 1 sack?
England: Romano_Hetalia17 told Ciela then Ciela told you
America: maybe that's why they started the war cuz he all like "damn how do I prove my manly hood if I can't even please a woman"
Austria: and why he lost to Russia
England: Napoleon was forever a scone... Alongside Hitler
America: Adolf hitler was alone cuz no one loved him not even his own people... Probably if they switched places they would still be pricks
Austria: once a prick always a prick
England: every time they would get a woman she'd be all like "um.. I'm just gonna go you're not truly a man"
America: even the sex was half ass
Austria: probably felt un-even down there if he got a boner
England: he couldn't strip either
America: Adolf hitler was like "fvck this shit if I start war everyone how will they fear the power of my one sack" but in the end no one loved the scone
Austria: Maybe Germany only has one ball that would explain why Florida said it was so big that her vagina hurt so much after the 3 some
America: Napoleon conquered cuz he was making up for his small d*ck and failing at pleasing a woman
England: that's why Adolf hitler had no relatives cuz nobody wanted half a man
America: hope we didn't offend their spirits
England: probably did but who fricking gives a crap
France: non it vasnt small
Barbados: how'd you know?
England: cuz why?
France: I'm the country
Austria: oh I though you fvcked him or some shiz like that
America: *has bat* COME TO ME SPIRITS!!!!!!!
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Randomness with HetaliaFanfiction
This is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps