Peanut butter

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Prussia: *sleeping on the couch* *mumbling* Hungary is mine

Hungary: *kisses Prussia's forehead* your look so cute sleeping *takes out spoon and opens peanut putter jar* *whispering* jou're going to hate me after zhis

Prussia: *still sleeping heavily*

Hungary: *whispers* vell here goes nothing *gets a big glob of peanut and rubs it all over Prussia face except his eyes and nose*

Prussia: *wakes up* hello Hungary

Hungary: *hides peanut butter and Spoon* did I vake you?

Prussia: nien

Hungary: oh vell bye *leaves quickly*

Prussia: zhat vas verid?

Germany: *walks in* Prussia wh- *trying hard not to laugh*

Prussia: vhy do I smell peanut butter?

Germany: nien, certainly no reason

Prussia: oh ok

Hungary: *watching Prussia through window* don't fuck zhis up Germany

Hetalia announcer voice: Prussia didn't realize what happens even though all day he smelt peanut butter so smart.

~Now to the meeting~

Germany: so about zhe bombing in ukra-

Prussia: *makes an awesome entrance* ITS ME ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA

everyone: 0-0

Alaska+Canada: *laughing asses off*

Andorra: Vhat.zhe.hell.prussia! *ends up laughing* Germany did Jou know about zhat?

Germany: nien

Hungary: *laughing*

Siberia+Russia: *pointing and laughing*

Romano: thats what you-a get bastardo!!!!! *epic cute italian laugh*

Prussia: *pulls out a mirror* NO MY AWESOME FACE WHY WHY WHY?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? ZHE AWESOME FACE OF ZHE AWESOME ME IT RUINED

France+Barbados: at least you'll always smell nice

Andorra: Vas zhat meant as a insult or a complement to Mein Bruder?

Alaska: e.e you do realize that was a complaint right?

Andorra: *throws a roll of paper towel at Prussia's face*

Hungary: stay still *wipes Prussia's face*

Prussia: -////- thanks

Andorra: Japan are jou getting pictures of zhis as vell? *has camera out taking pictures* Pruhun I ship it!

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