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France: *hideing in a bush whispering to himself* my bird will kill them

England: *walking with America* WHY IN BLOODY HELL WOULD YOU SMACK ALASKA OR EVEN ANTARCTICA

America: well Alaska dared me to and Antarctica just pissed me off

England: STILL DOES ECUSE THE FACT YOU HIT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russia: *appears out of nowhere* who did you hit

England: *gets a few meters alway for America* AMERICA HIT ANTARCTICA AND ALASKA

America: you tractor ):( *runs away*

Russia: *uses scarf to trip America* get over here your my bitch now... Kololololololol~

France: *appears for the bushes* ENGLAND GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

England: FUCK YOU FROG I RATHER DIE BY RUSSIA THEN BE ANYWHERE AROUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *running away*

France: STOP BEING A DICK AND JUST GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

England: *still running away* FUCK YOU FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

America: *gets captured by Russia's scarf* mft!!!!!!!

England: NICE KNOW YOU ALFERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

France: ENGLAND WAIT YOUR GOING TO-....

England: *knocks down Antarctica*

Antarctica: 0_o hello England *gets off the ground*

England: *points to America*

Antarctica: *beats the living crap out of America and France* YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

America: *bleeding on the floor*

France: *bleeding on the floor*

Alaska: *appears out of nowhere* hehe looks like I didn't need to do anything

Siberia: *appears out of nowhere singing welcome to the show by Britt Nicole off iPod*

Russia: kolkolkolkolkol~ ^J^ that's how we do it in mother Russia *holding bloody pipe*

Ciela: *appears behind Siberia* wow France days not your day :)

Siberia: *turns off music* what just happened

Everybody: *walks away leaving America and France bleeding on the floor*

Note: the few pages after this one will describe Antarctica and Alaska 🍨🍧

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