Bubblegum Bitch

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Canada+Alaska: *making pancakes*

Siberia: *leaning on Russia sleeping*

Russia: da what's taking so long

Alaska: we're going geez

Canada: what type pancakes?

Russia: Siberia and I would like chocolate

America: *comes out wearing a princess bubblegum cosplay costume* how about bubblegum?

Russia: no just no =_=

Siberia: *starts waking up alittle* w-what time is it?

America: hit it Igwad

England: *starts music*

America: *sings* I got a figure pin-up, got a figure like a doll. Don't care if you think i'm dumb, I don't care at all

Alaska: what's that noise?-

Canada: what's wro-

America: *singing* Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored

Siberia: *clapping to the beat sleepily*

America: *singing* I'm the guy you'd die for *stares at Alaska*

Alaska: sorry but my heart belongs to Canada *kisses Canada on lips*

America: *singing* I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out. 'cause that's what young love is all about *dancing like a fool*

Canada: -.- no Alfred...no... Please don't sing your hurting my ears -.-

Russia: what

Siberia: the

Alaska: fuck

Canada: what in the name of pancakes are you trying to prove?

America: *singing* so pull you closer and kiss you hard *pulls Alaska in arms*

Alaska: *struggling* LET ME GO YOU AMERICAN JACKASS

Canada: LET MY GIRLFRIEND GO!!!!!!!!!

America: *singing* am gonna pop your bubblegum heart *leans in to kiss Alaska*

Canada: *punches America* *carries Alaska over to the couch* mine bitch so keep your fucking jackass face away from me and my Alaska got that Asshole America cause i am not dealing with your shit anymore .-. *snuggles Alaska*

America: ow but otherwise *singing* I'm miss sugar pink, liquor liquor lips

Alaska: thanks for the save

Canada: no problem

England: *comes out in another princess bubblegum cosplay* hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss *puts hand on America's cheek*

Russia:....

Siberia: e.e dumbasses

Alaska....

Canada: What are you two doing .-.?

America&England: *singing* I'm miss sugar pink, liquor liquor lips

Alaska: HOW IN THE NAME OF PRUHUN DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

England: bloody fucking magic you git -.-

Siberia: you mean the door was unlocked

America: I broke the handle

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