Asian Household

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Asian's: *sitting down and eating dinner*

Singapore: there's only one left

Taiwan: *looks over to Singapore with eyes burning with fire* sure you want that you're gonna to get fat *reaches for egg roll*

Japan: oh god

Malaysia: oh shit

Singapore+Tawian: you know what this means

HK:....

Korea: ITS MINE *slides on table and grabs egg roll like a boss*

Singapore+Tawian: *get up from table and face each other in a fighting pose* *charge at each other and now they're fighting ku fu style* ITS MINE BACK OFF

Taiwan: SINGAPORE YOU'RE GAY WITH AIDS YOU DONT DESERVE THAT EGG ROLL

Singapore: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!!

China: I can make more aru

Singapore+Tawian: *shot China a death glare then go back to their fight*

Japan: *tackles Korea* NO BITCH I CARRED IT IS MINE

Malaysia: catch *throws Singapore a nunchuck*

HK: YOU'RE NOT HELPING

Thailand: no no NOT THE FINE CHINA!!!!!!!

*plates break, tables have been flipped, house has been wrecked, everyone looks bruised and clothes are a tad ripped, torn and tattered*

Singapore: *splices Egg roll in half and hands one half of it to Tawian* here

Tawian: *take part of egg roll* thank you

Korea: the kitchen is on fire

Japan: china your wok is bended

China: i know ;/\;

HK: the cops are coming because of all the noise

China: oh really i had NO IDEA!!!!!! *say sarcastically* *basically having a major melt down*

Thailand: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!!!!!!

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