Randomness with Hetalia

~Headcanons~~

• Prussia, Denmark and America has all tries more than once to get the nations together in order to form a flash mob.
S. korea, Australia, Seychelles, Ireland and Taiwan are the only ones who ever agre to joining{Iran sometimes if you take her headscarf and refuse to give it back unless she does it}

• there is always one girl that a nation, any nation. Will form a close bond with, be it romantic or platonic. For England is was queen Elizabeth 1, Scotland has Mary Queen of Scots, France had Jeanne, and so on. They all take part of that nation when they die, and they are never forgotten.

• Even through Russia may seem scary and cold to other countries, he actually a big fluff ball once you get to know him. In fact, one his favorite thongs to do us cuddle. It doesn't have to be out of romantic love, just with a friend.

• why Iran is so protective of Iraq is because she's trying to make up for distancing herself along time ago in the past and doesn't what to witness Iraq{or her cracked side} hurt more than she already is. {Saddam Hussein, USA and Britqn invading, forced to attack Iran etc.}

• America has the bad habit of climbing through peoples window instead of knocking on their door when he goes to visit someone
[first time he did it to Iran her Persian Leopard attacked him causing America to fall. He hasn't done it sense yo Iran]

• while 2p!World has much in common with our own/1p!World,mits more of an alternate history where various point through time came out differently.
[E.G The 2p!Holy Rome lasted longer, or Rome killing 2p!Germania, etc. Etc.]

• ever sense the Comayagua fire in February 2012 occurred, Honduras has and still is deadly afraid of fire.
*PyroPhobia*

• Russia to do Serbia hair, Belarus likes to do the makeup{yes Belarus is good at it} when Ukraine dresses her up

• all the germanic nations know how to yodel... Austria and Switzerland is the best and nobody can say otherwise.

• Canada threw the bottle at JB at the concert: he's ashamed of his country for letting this happen

• injures inflicted by humans to nations will never scar and will heal very quickly. But, injures from other nations will scar without fail.

• Sometimes, for fun, groups of nations will invade IKEA stores and proceed to have a blast. Sweden is rarely amused by this.

• Of all the nations in the world, Hungary can solve a Rubik's cube the fastest. That's because one of her citizens invented it, making her feel very proud. However, she will scold anyone who cheats by removing the stickers.

• once at a meeting Honduras brought in two Children, a boy around the age of "16" and a '15'. Curious, Guatamala asked and "oh this is my son Comayagua my first capital before my daughter Tegucigalpa took over" and of course Romano yelled at her and she explained the whole as if it were nothing

• Once Sealand had gotten the chickenpox's while with Ireland at England's house{family reunion thing}. When he complained to England about it, he told him "Oh, dont whine about it, when i was your age, i had the plague" and as he said it Ireland{being the best big sis ever} came in and hit him for annoying Sealand afterwards.

• Alaska acts so hostilely to other states because she became a state for the purpose of battle{particularly Against Russia}. So Alaska just doesn't know much other than mining and fighting.

• The Nyo!talia's are not "sisters" of the nations, just their other side. They're both, in a way, sexes. All the nations can genderbend anytime they want. Of course, they have a favorite preference {except Poland}.

• the Nations wont admit it to their boss but, once in awhile they go to a public school just to troll the teachers sometimes they run into each other too... {France+England, Serbia+russia, Honduras+Romano}

• Italy and Serbia love Nutella and Eurocrem. Secretly they'll hold meetings every week where they just eat whole jars of it with their fingers.

• Serbia and Croatia can subconsciously detect when America is giving credit of Nikola Telsa's inventions to Thomas Edison. Once they get this sense, they'll go to America's house and try to punch him.

• England called America "Alfred F*cking Jones" out of Anger so much that America put an F in his name to commemorate it. On his passport it says Francis though, because swearwords aren't legal names and it pisses off England.

• Whenever a country die dies, like, dies for real. They are reincarnated as human. Sorta like the universes' apology for causing them to suffer and give them a life that they can marry, have kids, and die. It's a way to make up for the shitty life that they were given.

• The Animals of Hetalia (Finland and Sweden's dog, Japan's dog, Italy's cats, Frances pierre, Honduras's female scarlet macaw, and all the Gilbirds. ) are all immortal as well. They're born that way, meant to be companions to the countries, and no matter where they were born they will somehow find their way to their future owner and stay with them...

• If Honduras were to die and be reincarnated her Scarlet Macaw Lempira would find her owner and stay by her till the end of time.

• Netherlands deals drugs to the other countries. And Liechtenstein buys from him secretly.

• one time the axis{Sardinia too}, and this guy tries to attack Japan. Much to everyone's surprise, even his own, Italy was the first to react. He took the guy down in less than ten seconds, yelling furiously and almost crying while doing so. Germany didn't make him train for a week while his sister Sardinia bragged about "my brother is strong so don't mess with him".

• when sweden is drunk, he acts like pewdiepie

• when Pewdiepie went to the Inaugural Starcount social stars award hosted in Singapore against Jenna Marbles, Smosh and Toby Turner, Singapore got the meet them{Pewds too} in person after the social stars event got their signature and Pewd's number on a slip a paper which makes all the other nations jelly.

• The reason why everyone hates america so much isnt his attitude, it's the fact their own citizins left them for him.

• From time to time Srebrenka{my Serbia and yes she's female despite her manly country name} and Ivan even Yao will play Prop hunt{swearing in their native tonguge went they screw up badly} and occasional join in a game with RPGMinx and Pewdiepie maybe Cry if they're lucky.

• When Honduras is on her period, pissed, her voice is dead serious, eyes are cold as ice, and don't think for a second she wont shoot you full of lead if you say something she doesn't like.

• whenever a nation is going through a particularly tight or hotly-contested election, they tend to get violently ill and somewhat feverish. America was bedridden for weeks in 2000, and Iran was sick as to hallucinate in 2009. When this happens, other nations give the effected nation plenty of space, both out of courtesy and a slight fear for their own safety.

• The animals or non-human companions that nations keep take on the nation's immortality and some measure of their power. This is because such creatures become the nation's familiars/spirit animals/totem animals if the bond is strong enough; their spirits are tied together.