Video: I was only nine years old at the time. I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise.
{A/N: these three lovely countries here never seen this before}
Prussia: e.e vhat soooo vrong vith zhis
Germnay:.... *slincet
Slovakia: *hugging on to Romania's arm*
Romania: *puzzled* um whats wrong with this kid?
Video: I prayed to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
Honduras: please don't tell me this is hentai
Singapore+Korea: defiantly made in Korea
Sweden: *cuddling Finland*
Switzerland: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!
Russia: funny toys he has
*skipped this part of video cuz wasn't really intersting*
Germnay: dat fucka?
Liechtenstein: Austria whats going on
Indonesia: werid
Video: "I'm ready" I spread my ass cheeks for shrek. He penates my butthole. It hurts so much but, I do it for shrek. I can feel my butthole taring as my eyes start to water. I push against he's force I want to please shrek
Austria: Oh GOD NO PLEASE, NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS SMUT WHO WROTE THIS
Hungary: JEUS F-ING CHRIST ZHIS IS A OUTRAGE!!
Prussia: VHAT ZHE HELL MAN JOU HAD SO MUCH TO LIFE FORR WHAT EVER JOU NAME IS *covering Gilbirds eyes*
Video: he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "it's all orgar".
Belarus: *sitting in between Lithuania's legs* EVERYTHING IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY CUP WTF???
[don't want to write his accent cuz i'll take to long] Italy: WHAT THE SH*T HOLY F*CKING SH*T STICK! JEUS F-KING CHRIST AMERICA! WHAT THE F-CKING H*LL MAN SERIOUSLY HOLY MOTHERF*CKING SPANISH DIDLO'S IS THAT IT, F*CKING CHRIST AMERIAN'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE THIS KID SO F*CKED UP!!! What DID THIS KID F-CKING WATCH?! WHAT? DID HE WATCH HE PARENTS HAVE S*X WHILE NARRATING, OUT OF EVERYONE THIS GUY/GIRL IS THE MOST FUCKED UP MOTHERF*CKING PERSON I'VE EVER WITNISSED MAKE A VIDEO, WHAT WAS HE/SHE THINKING "OH IF I ADD SHERK ITS A KID PORN?!"
_sry Crack book has blocked out Italy it contains to much swearing for the views so Italy had been censord_
Romano: so proud *smirking*
Everyone else: o.o