SNL 2020

Confrontation Pt1

I was going to endure it all. I was determined to wait it out...wait for Qing. I was ready to stay my hands, keep quiet and give Qing his space until he calmed down enough for us to have a normal and sane conversation about what happened.

But when I got home and saw Jin in our condo, packing at least half of Qing's things, I snapped. All my plans of waiting for my boyfriend to get back to his sensible thinking flew out of the window when I learned that he sent Jin in our home with a list on his friend's hand.

A fucking list! List of his stuffs that Jin should pack for him. Qing truly dared...

That's it! No more playing Mr.Nice Guy. I had enough.

Me: (to Jin) Fold one more tiny underwear of Qing and I will kill you on your feet. I am not kidding, I will really go to trial for slaughtering you, Jin.

Jin: (tired sighing) And there was Qing reassuring me that you won't want any blood to touch your precious walk in closet that's why it's safe for me to do this. Pack his things for him.

Me: (slowly going insane) Oh no...I can decorate this whole condo with blood. Now, if you don't want the paint to be your blood, give me an alternative victim. Call your friend and tell him to get his ass here. I am done waiting for him.

Jin stopped stuffing a duffle bag with Qing's things to fish out his phone from his jeans' pocket to dial his friend.

Jin: (talking to the phone) Yeah...Qing, we have a situation. Dayu went home early. And he looked ready to murder me. I love you and I will die for you Qing, so just tell me if this is the day I will die for you.

Oh he is so dramatic. I snatched that phone from Jin.

Me: (growling on the phone) Come home! Now! Or I swear Wang Qing, I will marry your bestfriend here. I will marry Jin and I will let his family alter my body so I can have his babies and deliver them myself. COME HOME NOW!

Jin flinched at the loudness of my tone.

Qing: (emotionless tone) Is that body altering technology available now?

I. Will. Kill. This. Man.

And I told him so.

Me: I will kill you and then I will fuck the first person I will meet on the street on top of your still warm corpse. Damn you Wang Qing, you cannot do this to me! Did you hear me?! YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME!!!

Qing: (sighing like he finds me boring) Fine. Let Jin go first.

Me: He will stay until you got here. I am not stupid enough to let your friend go.

Jin: So this is what it feels like to be a hostage.

Yes. He is my hostage. This situation has totally gone insane now. Qing had finally managed to do it. Drive me insane.

Qing: I'll be there in ten minutes.

Like hell he will set any rule in this drama he started today.

Me: Make it seven minutes because that's the limit of my patience. Every minute that will pass that you are not here, Jin will have one less limb. Seven minutes or don't bother coming at all...I will just send you your friend's chopped up pieces.

I looked at Jin as I present his phone to him.

Me: (glaring menacingly at Jin) Put some sense on your friend.

Jin: (rolling his eyes) Qing...save me. He will kill me. Ahhh...

We officially entered ridiculousville.