SNL 2020

Ring Talk Pt2

I felt my blood pressure rising so I pushed Qing out of our kitchen so I can finish the cleaning up on my own.

Qing: (worried about me) Are you having a panic attack?

Me: (glaring angrily at him) Does it look like I am panicking?

Qing: (wincing) No. You look...mad mad.

Me: (nodding) Yes, because I am that. Mad mad. So get away from me before I do something that will make a great impact on our supposed wedding. I cannot marry by myself, Wang Qing. There has to be another person standing beside me for it to be called a proper wedding. If you stay here, with my current mood, there is a chance I might have a solo wedding after all.

Qing: (smiling at me) I think I am grasping what you are threatening me about. I just want you to know that I am happy you are not having any panic attack because of this.

Me: (putting my hand on Qing's sidearm to get ready to push him) Yes. Just my blood pressure rising. Which could also kill me but who needs that reminder right now, right? Go Away!

And just to show how stupidly audacious your Baba is, he even kissed the left corners of my lips before leaving.

(Baba is sweet)

No, he is oblivious to the danger around him. That or he is deliberately ignoring all the signs I am giving. Signs that say I am ready to kill him.

He never took my irrritation at him seriously, that Wang Qing.

Anyways, I went on to clean the kitchen tops alone. There is not that much to do anyways, a little wiping here and there and it's all done. When the cleaning is done, I hesitated to put down the rag on my hand and go into the living room where I know Qing is waiting for me.

Qing, who I think went crazy while shopping for a ring for his proposal. Oh, how will I explain this to his family. How will I break the news to them that Qing has finally took the plunge to insaneland? How?

(Baba is not crazy, Dayu ah...)

He shopped for FOUR RINGS! He is crazy! Don't make any excuses for that man, there is no sane man living today that will buy four rings in one go. No one! Only your Baba! I'm telling you that is not normal at all! This is driving me crazy...

And to make matters worse, I am the person who just said yes to marrying his crazy ass! What does that mean for me? Oh my God!

I am doomed.

I took a deep breath, rinsed the rag and then hang it on a rack to dry. Then I took another deep breath while washing my hand thoroughly to get everything clean. I untie the apron I am wearing and hang that as well.

Now, all I need to do is march out of the kitchen and talk to Qing. In short, fun times.

This will be really hard to explain to Qing's family, I swear. And that won't be the end of it. I also have to explain Qing going crazy to my family and our friends. Those are a LOT of people I had to sit down and talk to.

I also had to break their hearts and tell them that they won't receive any wedding invitation. Not until we had Qing's head all sorted out.

Wait...what would this mean to our would be children again?

Ugh! My head is aching.

I forced myself to walk out of the kitchen to confront whatever it is that is ahead of my relationship to Qing. If this means years of consulting with a head shrink, we can do that. I will stay beside Qing all the way. You know me, I am Team Qing through and through.